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Sonic RPG Episode 1 Part 2: Bigger Diger Faster Stronger



Hello friends and welcome back to Sonic RPG. Today we have a relatively short update to round out episode 1, but before we move on?



Shameless exposition! Complete with a liberal sprinkling of ellipses to set the illiterate mood .





: Shut up!!! Lets end this quickly?I have more things to do!!!

If you couldn?t tell, I do not have more things to do.



We start off this episode (part) squaring off against the Bigger Diger Robot inside the DeathEgg. Interestingly, the DeathEgg seems to be passing through a cookie dough asteroid belt. Flash Essence seem to have gotten lazier saved me some time by deactivating the magic and run options. To preserve the mystery about our special, I?ll start out with a basic attack.



In response, we are hit with an Egg Diger Cannon.



Apologies about the quality of that second gif?apparently, both of Bigger Diger Robot?s attacks ruin ImageReady .



Oh jeez, Sonic, your health isn?t looking so hot. Welp, #yolo. We attack again and receive a Lazer Shot in return.







Ah-hah! See!? This is a video game. As far as I know, this is the only way to die in all of episode 1. After a moment of silence, I click TRY AGAIN and take another stab at it.



If we check our special option, we see that Sonic has transcended all canon and can turn into Super Sonic Form Sonic.



: Shut up you?fhd?uhh?AHHH!!! You wont win so easy Sonic!!!



Fuck running. Fuck magic. Hell, fuck extras (you can?t actually select that option). Let the whoopin? commence.



Flashy. Unfortunately, the attack only does a fraction of Bigger Diger Robot?s health. After three more rounds of attacks?



We?ve defeated the Bigger Diger Robot!



Sonic gains 1200 meaningless EXP and levels up!





And suddenly Flash Essence decides to swap out shitty MSPaint Sonic for shittier MSPaint Sonic.



: YES YES!!! Egg Empire will come sooner than I thought!!! Are you seeing that capsule right there??? AHAHAH!!! He is there!!!



Shhh, be very quiet, we are witnessing something beautiful?the birth of an OC. Also, let?s just overlook that whole ?How do you get Sonaw from Sonic + Shadow?? thing.



: MuAHAHAH!!! Sonaw is my creation with your date and Shadow?s date!!! I learn that you two are almost unbeatable!!! And I decide to function your date!!!

Sonic?s date? Shadow?s date?! Oh Eggman, you hussy .

: YOU IDIOT!!! Neither you will be able to control it!!! We will die!!!

Suddenly, the ground stops (stopes?) shaking.





: Man?..I fell so weak?..What speed, what power?.. Who are you???

: HEHEHE!!! Dont tell me that you dont know your own mirror?



: You mean me right!!! Im shadow the hedgehog!! Be wellcome?.



Sonic looks like he has caught some sort of horrible disease compared to all these other hedgehogs.



Oh god, Knuckles, you?ve got it too!

: Well Well!!! Look at this? Who are you knuckle head???!!!



: WHAT!!!!! KNUCKLE WHAT?!? I?m Knuckles the Echidna!!! Sonic who is this guy???

: I dont know a lot about him?But why you dont ask that to Eggman???

: Well, this is my new creation!!! His name is Sonaw!! He is th???????

: SHUT UP!!!!! MY NAME IS WHAT??? What do you know about me??? Be Quiet!!!



I included this screenshot so that you would know I wasn?t making this up.

: Seelkadoom the hedgehog?..I was made to distroyed you all!!! But, my propose is conquer the world!!!Make you all slaves!!!



Eggman doesn?t even get to use his OC name (DO NOT STEAL).

: Maybe he gonna kill me too?..AAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!! You insolent guy!!!!!! You will die like the others!!!I will send you all to other demension!!!

Cue Portal of Fabulousity.









And suddenly, Sonic, Shadow, Knuckles, and Seelkadoom are all sucked into a magical portal that ships them to a magical dimension where Flash Essence doesn?t have to write more than 5 minutes of story at a time!



: Eggman send us to other dimension?..Where are we falling???Will we die???!!!





See you too, buddy .



Oh fuck off, Shadow. Way to ruin the moment. We are finally done with all of Episode 1! Before I leave you, let?s just take a quick peek at the Episode 1 Part 2 credits.



No kidding. See ya?ll next time, folks.