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Do you want to have a bad if the world needs you?? Let's play FF-XAT!

1: Because you need to know the buttons!!!!!!!

https://twitter.com/TalesOfGames/status/396948390790967296

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FYI it was made by an 8 year old Dutch girl who speaks English as a second language. It is unbelievably cool.


Okay.



I took these screenshots with my mobile phone. I hope the image quality is acceptable.

















Here I forgot to screencap the screen going black, sorry.



We are a little robot.

A little tank, to be more precise.



Our old world is no more.





No thanks!!



Okay, if you say so!

Yes, Please









First quest: go to the cockpit.





Why do I get the feeling this ship isn't made to last?



Sounds like every lab I've been to.



Never knew a spaceship can be itchy.



So... what was our mission again?





That stupid sod!







Phat lewt.







Great Scott!



You're so big, I'm actually not sure I want to. Is it going to be painful?



Okay, I guess.





The combat interface is standard JRPG fare.



It's just the beginning of the game and we're already doing some insane damage to the poor old robot, defeating him in one hit.

I'm okay with that.





We level up, too!



The funny thing is that we can repeat this over and over again, to grind up a bit.



I grind our heroes up to level 5.



Oh, did I actually mention there are two people in our party? Supposedly, XAT is the tank (in both senses of the word) and Omega is (supposedly) human.





!!



This game just keeps getting more intense.



A doctor experimenting on puppets offers to tell us -- no, not the story of how this game came to be; just the in-game backstory.

> No, Thanks



Now, we don't want this game to be boring, do we?

> Yes, Please













WE'RE ON OUR WAY!!

Doc keeps on talking though.







As good a backstory as that of any other Final Fantasy game, I'd say.



How bad is this room, exactly?





In case you haven't guessed yet, the "bad room" is actually a "bathroom".



Note how the game plays on "bad" vs. "bed". There's a "bad room" and there's a "bed room". Clever, huh?



Safety first!



Oh crap, I knew watching TV is a waste of time, haha.

Let's hurry to the elevator, then.



No way.



Fine fine, geez!



The "up-right" control panel, you say?



Despite being a robot, our protagonist is actually entirely clueless about control panels.





Do you even have to ask?













Oopsie.



Rocks fall, everybody dies.

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