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WAKE UP

The warm water of the ocean laps at your face. You sit up and find yourself on a small deserted island. Isolated. Adrift. Alone.

What do you do?

MAKE A RAFT OUT OF SEAGULL CORPSES AND KALE
MAKE A COCONUT RADIO
MAKE A HOUSE OUT OF PALMS
MAKE 2 MARTINI GLASSES OUT OF COCONUTS