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God help us all.
My commentary is going to be light throughout all of these, because really... the games speak for themselves.
Our protagonist, HOUSEMASTER!!!, starts off surrounded by HOUSEMASTER!!!s whose only purpose is to block you in until you talk to them.
Talking to them gives us our plot.
HOUSEMASTER!!!'s stats. Don't expect them to ever get better.
HOUSEMASTER!!!'s equipment. He will get no other equipment.
The map. There's no other rooms in the game. the final boss is on the other side.
pictured: the game's enemy variety.
Combat is easy. Just spam LYTNING because it kills everything but the last boss in one hit.
I'll spare you several screenshots off HOUSEMASTER!!! on a blue background and get right to the end.
Two casts of LYTNING and the battle is over.
It barely makes a difference.
THE END.
Well, not really. There's no real ending in this game. We could fight EVIL KITTY again if we wanted, but there's no reason to.
ARFENHHOUSE, everybody. It can only go up from here.