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Now we're actually getting into the meat of this series, and where Misteroo actually decides to put some modicum of effort into these games.


...I stand by what I said.




...uhhhhhhh








...right.


We start off with HOUSEMASTER!!! and PIKAHCU!!! being chased by a giant pringles can.


The characters stats are more or less the same, except for PIKAHCU!!!'s massive Mag stat.


The enemy sprites are actually different now!


PIKAHCU!!!'s THUNDRSHOK attack is different now. Now it will divide its damage among the targeted enemies, which turns him into an outright shitwrecker against single enemies.




More evidence of effort is that levels actually provide a notable increase in the character's stats. It's still extremely small, but at least it's there.


Anyway, about that Pringles... I mean, PRINGLEZ CNA.


Yup.




PIKAHCU!!!'s new THUNDRSHOK makes this fight a breeze, but if he gets killed first, it's possible to lose since HOUSEMASTER!!! is completely useless right now.


And we get out first item!


HEEL !'s are the only item in the game, and they not only heal for a decent amount, they also revive dead characters.

Did I mention that they have an infinite amount of uses? Because they do.


Also, here are the enemies names.


Hi, Joe!




Bye, Joe!




EVIL KITTY is apparently just crashing at ARFENHOUSE now.




Yay!


EVIL KITTY!!! isn't anything impressive statistically, other than her large HP amount.


Fortunately her stats don't matter, since her BAT!!! spell does a large amount of damage regardless.


Now let's talk to a spooky ghost!




BAT!!! in action.


Waling around in the field brings us to these two. Guess who they are!








Kill me.




Anyway, between BAT!!! and THUNDRSHOK, these two died quickly.


Now it's time for something completely different.


A cutscene!








ALART!




HOUSEMASTER!!!, PIKAHCU!!!, and EVIL KITTY!!! are actually running down the screen here.






Next time, THE ROCKET SHIP!