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I've Covered Chinese Zombie Wars With Bruce Willis

Note: I'm putting the attacks on youtube at the end of the update from now on, cause gif limit can't contain some of the later attacks.

Now we're on a cruise ship. And basically only the very front deck of it.

Rikiya is from Zombie Revenge, a spin-off beat-em-up of the House of the Dead franchise. WHAT?!?

And you're here to investigate the top-secret "U.D.S." operation?

Well, U.D.S. wound up getting stopped just before it went into full service. Unfortunately, some of its, uh, "products" got leaked out to the black market.

That's why you're here, isn't it? Because you're trying to catch them?

Your name's Chun-Li, right? Agent for Interpol?

What's with the 20 questions, buddy

...It is.

Oh right. For the 2% that don't know who she is, Chun Li is one of Jackie Chan's costume options in City Hunter.

I was expecting you, but I wasn't expecting the San Francisco PD.

Bruno Delinger is basically goddamn Bruce Willis. Thi ship is a stage from his game, Dynamite Cop, but his first game was Die Hard Arcade. His VA is even the guy that voices Bruce Willis in Die Hard japanese dubs.

Just try not to cause any damage until I'm done here, okay, Mr. Dynamite?

Aw, can't you drop that already? My name's Bruno Delinger, you know.

The cop who's caused $14 billion in damage, eh? You're bad luck, I'd say.

Hey, look, as long as we don't run into any trouble, everything's fine, okay?!

Let's just get started with this investigation already.

Right. We'll split up and give this ship a full inspection.

*Time passes*

Hey, it's Hsien-Ko! Wow, a lot of characters from Marvel vs. Capcom 3 for some reason!

Hsien-Ko?! What are you doing on here?!

This girl ain't human, is she? I can feel it.

Huh. Some sorta monster? That's kinda outside my area of expertise.

I'm not a monster! I just used my senjutsu abilities to turn into this!

True, but you still aren't a human being any longer, exactly.

But if a Dark Hunter like you is abroad, Hsien-Ko, then that must mean...

the hell was that sentence

Oh, yes! Very suspicious, this ship is.

So some freaks from that U.DS. thing or whatever were smuggled on here?

No, not that. Something from the Makai world, maybe? I don't know yet.

Makai?! W-What do you....

Guys, we better drop this topic for now.

Something's wrong with this boat. You feel it?

Mm? Not really. It is kind of quiet, though.

The cameraman who was with me just disappeared! I was looking for him, but...

Cameraman? We better start searching this ship.

I've heard stories about something like this. Eerie ghost ships, and the like.

Whoah, whoah. I can take on terrorist cells, but this is outta my field of expertise.

I'm really scared of ghosts!

Hsien-Ko is a chinese zombie, fyi

But that feeling you had, Rikiya...I think we just found the source of it.

Nice full moon out tonight.

What're you talking about, Rikiya?

Oh, it's just Morrigan.

What the heck? You're a little late for Halloween, you know.

Morrigan! Morrigan Aensland!

This evil force we felt was you!

How nice to see you again, Chun-Li. You too, Hsien-Ko.

Whenever you show up, nothing good ever comes out of it.

I don't sense any hostility from her. You know each other?

More or less. Though we live on different worlds.

Something very curious is about to happen in this world. I'm just here to watch it.

And suddenly, Zombies appear.

Agh! I knew it!

Oooooo?

Waaaooooowwww!! My sweatheart! Hsien-Kohhhh!!

Ayya...

Oh, wonderful. You're here too, Lord Raptor?

You bet I am! And somethin' huge is about to happen here!

It is...

FRANK

FUCKING

WEST

Who the hell're you?!

I know you. Frank West, right? You covered Williamette, yeah?

And it it ain't Mr. Dynamite himself. Good to you meet you, Bruno. Not to mention Chun Li, the famed ICPO agent!

I had a feeling there was a scoop waiting for me on this ship.

Frank West? You mean the Williamette where that incident took place?

Williamette, Colorado.

It was all supposed to be covered up, but that journalist got the story.

Hey, you're good against zombies, right, Frank? Go get these guys!

Eash, more zombies? Between them and Hsien-Ko, I just can't lose 'em.

Let's get this show started! Straight to hell, starting with you!

Think I'll pass, thanks. Something tells me I'm not gonna like this damn show.

So if you thought Dante/Demetri was weird, this just got weirder. Chun and Morrigan are partners. You know, not possibly Morrigan and Hsien-Ko since they're both from Darkstalkers....

Which means Frank West is with Hsien-Ko. Because they are...both projectile throwers???

Ship just has a lot of destructibles, and floating icons that are also just essentially item boxes.

These guys're new to me. Were they inside the ship? Don't think I took any pictures.

Whoops! We got people on deck!

Ugh, guess it was a mistake to chase them up here.

Note quite, Chris. Looks like there's nothing but monsters up here, too. It's just a ghost ship.

You said it. Look at that zombie freak jumping around over there.

Hey! Who the hell d'you think you're talking to?!

We're not all zombies here, guys! There are humans here, too! Plus, me, I guess.

Who are you people? I'm guessing you aren't just innocent bystanders.

And where are we, anyway? The last I knew, we were abroad a sinking ship.

So that's Chris Redfield and Jill Valentine of Resident Evil. By the looks of their gear, it's around RE 5's timeline, but before Jill went blonde and evil.

You're aboard the Bermuda cruise ship. It was occupied by terrorists not long ago.

Chris Redfield and Jill Valentine, right? I covered you guys before.

Frank...West? The journalist from the Wilamette incident?

Chris, and Jill. You're both in the B.S.A.A., right? Old veterans, too.

The B.S.A.A.? The group established after Umbrella went under?

So this is the bad aspect of a pure crossover. Everyone has to introduce to each other in the most yet least helpful way.

Basically, an anti-bioterror unit. You guys work for the United nations now, if I recall.

Well done. That outfit of yours. You're Chun-Li from the ICPO, right?

Let's get down to business. What's goin' on?

The fuck is Heihachi is doing here?? Did he fight zombies in a Tekken and I forgot??

There's going to be a bit of unrest soon. Heh heh.

Yet another B.O.W.?! Who are you?!

That guy's taking these monsters on with his bare hands?! Wait a second. Have we met before?

Hmm. Ah, yes. I see some familiar faces here.

Heihachi Mishima?! That can't be!

Look at that black hair of yours! The real one would rip you apart if he knew!

I'm assuming Old Heihachi was in Namco vs. Capcom and that's why the vets are confused.

Ah, but that could never happen, for I am the only Heihachi Mishima there is!

What more evidence do you need than my word?

You've got multiple intelligence agencies on your tail, you know.

I didn't get any intel about you changing your appearance.

This is thanks to a new, experimental drug I'm using! Ha ha ha hah!

Mmm, how young, and how strong you've become, too. Hee hee hee....

Some kind of metabolism-boosting drug, maybe?

You guys are thinking way too hard on this

With the right viral technology, I guess it's feasible enough.

That, or maybe it's a parasite. But anyway, what should we do with him?

Ah, my old ICPO friend. Morrigan from the Makai realm, too, I see.

I'd gladly take you all on at once, but for now, how about we work together here?

We can get the full story from you later. Let's take out these monsters first.

All right! Let's get busy!

(A few others, too, I see. Heh heh! This couldn't have worked out better.)

So Heihachi is pretty busted as a Support character, because he negates enemy block. You know, that green shield that bosses have that basically negates an attack? Yeah, he doesn't give a fuck.

Some characters have multi-attacks, which for 100 XP can hit up to 4 enemies. Generally not worth it unless you're hitting 3 or 4, obviously.

*After killing everyone*