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Considering that sparing them usually makes them your friend, I think it's supposed to be a gift.
But enough about that!
UNDERTALE: SCUMBAG PACIFIST
Now, what to enter in as the name...
...Nah, too obvious for this game.
This is just too direct. Besides, my respect for the story is far too high to do this to it...
hehehehehe, heh, heh...
No, no, I can't do this to one of my own. Now I just feel bad for bringing this poor guy into the conversation.
Bingo!
Go away, Sotha Sil, I already told you I'm not interested in your wares!
Nah, I think not.
All right, time to start the run pro- Wait, what's this Prof's posted?
quote:
Reminder that the LP bonus round ends in 2 days.
...Well, so much for a full run.
UNDERTALE: THE TWO DIALOGUE OPTIONS NOBODY EVER TAKES AT THE END OF TRUE PACIFIST
Sorry Flowey, I'm gonna need to hitch a ride to the end of true pacifist, because with my updating schedule, there is no goddamn way I am getting even to Hotland, gods forbid Asriel!
Any how, now we're here at the end of true pacifist, and- Son of a bitch, now everybody thinks my name is Marty.
This whole bit goes exactly the way it should be going, so here's Papyrus being melodramatic.
Even if I hadn't hotwired Flowey's DeLorean, this fight wouldn't have been much interesting, because this fight can only be played one way, and that's full-on pacifism.
Pictured: The moment where I realized that not only did it take me 37 tries to whup Sans, it's been a month since I did so.
Second playthrough and onwards, it's always irked me that this move reduces you to one HP no matter how well you dodge the floaty-diamonds.
I'm actually pretty good at dodging these things.
As far as I know, it doesn't really matter what commands you enter in here, you just have to put in enough of them.
When I get to Toriel and Asgore, I get hit on purpose to justify eating the Pie, because...
If you somehow still haven't used this damn piece of pie after the entire game, it counts as using an ACT command here.
Asriel, the hell you doing using attacks that deal a fraction of current health? Nobody uses those damn things except easy-peasy final bosse-Wait a second.
And now for the entire point of this run.
Considering that the only person he's ever considered his friend has just told him to jump off a bridge...
He takes it surprisingly well.
From there, the speech goes as usual.
Well, I checked the first dialogue option nobody ever took, might as well check the second one!
If you're wondering why I'm not using the dialogue portraits instead and transcribing the dialogue, since this is only gonna be the one update anyhow, I see no need to fish 'em up.
If you're wondering why I'm not just making .GIFs of his dialogue, not only do I not know how to make .GIFs, I'm machine-gunning the enter and X keys because I am a master of speed-reading.
And that's all she wrote!