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HELL YES, ROLEPLAYING. ProfessorProf immediately tried to flirt with Alphys in both his runs, but we are Serious Role Players, here to help our friend, Alphys, through confronting her demons.



Let's make this easy for you, Alphys. You just have to act natural.

Oh. Right. Obviously. Ehehe.
Ahem.



Ha! Ha! Glad to hear it!
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Uhh, so I'd like to, um, talk to you about something.



Umm, you see, I... I...
I... I h-haven't been exactly truthful w-w-with you...
Y...you see, I... I...
Oh, forget it!
Undyne!!!
I...I want to tell you how I feel!

Uh, Alphys, you're breaking character pretty hard here--

Y-you're so brave, a-and s-strong... A-and nice...
Y-you always listen t-to me when I talk about n-n-nerdy stuff...
Y-you always d-d-do your best to m-make me f-f-feel special...
L-like t-telling me that y-you'll b-beat up anyone that g-gets in my way...







Uh...on second though...let's...let's just try that again, shall we? I'm sure Alphys will be a Serious Role Player like us if we just try again!



Let's just, uh, have Alphys roleplay as someone who isn't, uh, Alphys.

Uh, uh, uh, uh, ok!
I'll say what I think she'd say, and you... ummmm...
You show me what I'm supposed to do!
Ahem.
Ngahhhh!!! Hey, Alphys! You look cute today!



Doin' great, Alphys! Keep it up!

Talk, to you? Hmm... I guess so.
I often seem excited to listen to you for some reason.
I will make intent eye contact with you so you sweat while you talk.
So, what is it?



What?!
So you've been lying to me the whole time...
Alphys!!! I can't belive you!
You w-worthless slime!

W-wait, Alphys, wait--

How could you betray our friendship!!
After how much I trusted you!!






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Fuck this I'm out.