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Oh, hihi, Enoby!
Were you coming to challenge my gym? I'd love to battle you, but it's gonna have to wait; we've got trouble! I just got a report from Ame about the bombing at Grandview Station! They caught the perp', and not only was he not working alone, but there's a whole team! He said that the next place they were going to blow up was the power plant-- MY gym! Nobody booms things without me, least of all MY things! So I'm going to hop over there and teach them a lesson! One of my friends is going to come help, too, so I've gotta run~
I know! Why don't you come, too? Meet us at the Mosswater Factory. It's right by the train tracks! See you there~
First the first gym leader of Pokemon Uranium ending sentences in tildes and now Julia~
I'm happy to spoil that at least there's nobody stalking Julia (that I know of). That would make the experience worse than it already is.
Julia runs off to the factory nearest to the train tracks and not the one where we found Fern. We reluctantly give chase.
I was just thinking of how we can get in. The door is sealed shut, soooo... Okay, stand back!
I'm not sure if she's going a long-winded "KA-BOOM!" or is she imitating one of those shrieking anime girls charging an attack or some shit.
Oh no, ooooh no. Do we really have a character whose primary characteristic is "talking like a robot"? That robot 'joke' back with Shelly having issues with NPCs is not supposed to be foreshadowing this turn of events. Are all gym leaders robots in Reborn?
Well whaddya know! Make things go boom; acquire friends~ Enoby, this is Florina. Back in my school, she was my roomate and BFF~ Aaaaand this is Fern. Hi Fern. Okay, moving on!
Hah! I get no respect. But it's fine. Enoby and I already met.
Time wastes. Let us proceed.
This was your best friend in school, Julia?
Yo, Enoby, I know we got off on the wrong foot, but it's cool, right? Don't mind my sister, she's kinda weird. People call her "Flobot" cuz of how she talks.
You don't say.
Well, I call her Rini, because she's not a robot! Now come on, focusies, we have bad guys to boom!
You, zip it. I'm going to mop the floor with you once we finally battle.
Supposedly, this is their base. The guy who bombed Grandview Station is with this group called 'Team Meteor'. Weird name, right? But if we don't get in here and boom their faces off, they're gonna keep booming everything else! ...A practice I normally approve of, but not like this. Sooooo, chaaaaarge!
For the sake of Rayquaza don't do a drinking game on how many times she says 'boom'.
Are we done now?
I think that word you said made my hate for you go Super Saiyan. Stop talking before I do Team Meteor a favor and blow up your stupid playground for them.
90+%.
And this is being dumped right into Azurine Lake. No wonder it's so poisonous!
So Team Meteor are basically asshole Captain Planet villains.
Yeah, yeah, blahblahblah, enough with the hippe environmental bull, let's just get going.
We have to stop this factory from ruining the Lake! Team Meteor clearly doesn't care about the well-being of the city!
The path diverges. The most efficient course of motion for facilitation of thorough investigation and reclamation of this property is a similar bisection of the party.
You see, we don't care about character development, except to push you some angst. Instead we attempt to make you laugh by making people say big words when little words would suffice.
And in English?
She said we should split up. Duhhhh! Rini will come with me! We'll take this wing. Enoby, you go with Fern. Try not to let his attitude get to you~
Why do you nickname her Rini again? Is there some relevance that I'm missing here?
Excuse me?
Nothing! Come on, Rini, let's goooooo!
Proceed with caution.
I always do, sis.
You were not the intended recipient of my previous statement. Permission for you to be life-endangeringly reckless: Granted.
As you can see she didn't get enough hugs growing up. Not my problem. So, Enoby, looks like it's you and me. Just try not to slow me down.