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*huff* *puff* Not bad, Hisame! HIIIIIIIII-YAH!!
Nng... *huff* *huff* Not bad yourself, Father!
You know, it's been a few hours now. Aren't you getting just a little bit tired?
Never! HAAAH!
Whoa, hey! Sorry, Hisamaru! I didn't mean to drop you!
Wait, what? Father...what did you say just now? When you dropped your sword.
What? N-nothing! I said nothing!
Father, I know you're lying.
Grk. OK, OK. I said "Hisamaru." It's the name I gave my sword. But it's a secret, OK? So don't go telling anyone!
...You gave your sword a name?
Hey! Stop looking at me like that!
...
Look, every swordsman loves his sword! You can't deny that! Even you talk to yours when you're alone, right? We all do it! Well, giving it a name is no different.
OK? So cut it out with the stink-eye!
What? I've never spoken to my sword.
WHAT?! Stinky cheeses! And you call yourself a samurai?
I believe the one who deserves that question is you. Who but a child talks to inanimate objects?
All samurai do, you big weirdo! You must not love your sword enough. No wonder your form is so sloppy!
M-my form is fine! And you're the "weirdo" here!
Hey! You can't talk to your father like that!
What kind of name is "Hisamaru" anyway? Do you really not hear how moronic that sounds?
What?! Moronic? Hmph. Never mind. You wouldn't get it.
I should hope not, or I would fear for my sanity.
Uh-huh. Looks like you've still got a lot to learn about being a swordsman.
Anyways. Let's take a break. I'm pooped. *leaves*
What? Hey, wait! And he's gone. Good grief...
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La la la hm-hm hm-hm bo-bean ♪ Now you're all super shiny and clean! Looking sharp, Hisamaru!
Father. Do you have a moment?
Gimblesnups! Oh. It's just you. What's up?
...Were you speaking to your sword just now?
Hey, were you watching me? It's not nice to spy on people, ya know!
I thought you would be embarrassed if I spoke up. It seems I was right. Besides, there's no need to hide it. I've seen you doing it before.
O-oh. You have? That doesn't make me feel any better...
In any case, I had a question. How long ago did you give your sword a name?
Hm... I guess it wouldn't hurt to tell you. I named ol' Hisamaru back when you were born. Truth is, I named him for you.
Me?
Yeah. You know how we couldn't visit you very often when you were little? Well, I named my sword after you so you'd always be by my side.
Father...
I would've named it "Hisamemaru," but that's a mouthful.
I...I had no idea.
Huh? Uh, Hisame. Your face is a little red.
No, it isn't.
Awwwwww! You're not embarrassed, are ya?
Of course not!
Heh. OK, OK. Whatever you say, boss. What, you didn't think your old man loved you?
I... Th-that's...
So! Now that you know my sword's origins, what are you gonna name yours?
No. No nononono. I know where you're going with this. No.
Oh, come on. We can be matchies! C'mon! Lemme say hi to Hinamaru, there!
Th-that's not my sword's name! Er, not that it has a name.
What's wrong? You don't want a papa sword?
NEVER! *Leaves*
Oh, wow, look at him go! Haha! How adorable.
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Father. Cut it out. It doesn't matter how many times you tell me to. I'm not going to name my sword.
What do you mean? We've already got a perfect name for it! Don't we, Hinamaru?
Hey! Talk to me, not my sword! And that's STILL not its name!
Nyah-nah! You can't make me stop! I'll start saying it super loud, all the time, in front of eeeevvvvveryone.
Do what you like. But you will never hear that name escape my lips. I swear it.
Geez, you're stubborn. How'd you get like this?
Are you truly so dense?
Wuh?
You said you named your sword after me, so you would always feel I was by your side.
Right.
Well, then there's no need for that now. I'm here.
Hm?
My sword doesn't need a name. You are already by my side at all times.
Heh. Haha. Hahahaha! You really are the most adorable kid ever, aren't you? Oh gods, you're just the sweetest little boy I ever did see.
H-hey! What are you laughing about?! I was being serious, you stupid—
No, no, don't get me wrong. I'm not laughing AT you. I'm just very happy. There ain't a father in the world who wouldn't be after that!
Ugh. I give up! *leaves*
Haha! Awww. He didn't have to be so sensitive. Ah, man. That kid. I might have the best son ever.