Toggle Background Color
Update FUCK YOU: Abyssal God
Abyssal God
Level: You're not on it
HP: Legally a morass
STR: too high
VIT: also too high
AGI: yep, too high
LUC: good luck
TEC: still too high
Attack Type: Horseshit
Exp: who cares
Item Drops:
-Normal: Whatever - 100% Drop Rate. Unlocks the Bragging Rights (Pointless)
--You proabably just used some warriors might bullcrap
-Gold: hahahaha as though winning isn't already a bullshit condition
Description: You shouldn't see this. File a bug report.
Damage Resistances: Slash: favorite kind of fic Strike: going on Pierce: one in each ear Fire: can't, I quit Ice: you chumps Volt: two AA duracells
Ailment Resistances: You're pretty funny thinking that'd help.
Bind Resistances: No luck here either.
Other Resistances: Death: Yeah right Petrification: just the boner Stun: ning
Skills:
Magma Ocean - Cannot be disabled (this is presumed from here on in). Causes a game over if you didn't use Fire Wall or Fire Prophecy.
Ice Tempest - Causes a game over if you didn't use Ice Wall or Ice Prophecy.
Proton Thunder - Causes a game over if you didn't use Volt Wall or Volt Prophecy.
Demon Rage - Fucks you up and fucks you over.
Chaos Tentacle - Only instantly kills one person instead of the entire party, for once.
Rising Claw - Instantly kills the entire party unless you have enough slash charms.
Nameless Wall - Tricks the party into wiping themselves, for a change.
Mist Curtain - Counters a Freezing Blow Gladiator if you thought of having fun.
Spurting Fumes - Yet. Another. Counter.
Chaotic Beckon - Another all-target attack with some asshole side effect, what a shock.
Abyssal Offering - Removes debuffs and heals the Abyssal God for 11,475 HP, as though this needed to take even longer.
Primitive Burn - Same thing as Magma Ocean except it theoretically has a side effect, if you could live through it.
Dark Lightning - Same, but volt.
Foul Glacier - Rounding out the list with an ice one.
Abyssal God's AI Script posted:
99% chance to cause you to lose. (Targets your hopes and dreams.)
1% chance of giving you false hope. And then causes you to lose. (Targets your happiness.)
FUCK THIS BOSS FUCK THIS BOSS FUCK THIS BOSS FUCK THIS BOSS FUCK THIS BOSS FUCK THIS BOSS FUCK THIS BOSS FUCK THIS BOSS FUCK THIS BOSS FUCK THIS BOSS FUCK THIS BOSS FUCK THIS BOSS FUCK THIS BOSS FUCK THIS BOSS FUCK THIS BOSS FUCK THIS BOSS FUCK THIS BOSS FUCK THIS BOSS FUCK THIS BOSS FUCK THIS BOSS FUCK THIS BOSS FUCK THIS BOSS FUCK THIS BOSS FUCK THIS BOSS FUCK THIS BOSS FUCK THIS BOSS FUCK THIS BOSS FUCK THIS BOSS FUCK THIS BOSS FUCK THIS BOSS FUCK THIS BOSS FUCK THIS BOSS FUCK THIS BOSS FUCK THIS BOSS FUCK THIS BOSS FUCK THIS BOSS FUCK THIS BOSS FUCK THIS BOSS FUCK THIS BOSS FUCK THIS BOSS FUCK THIS BOSS FUCK THIS BOSS FUCK THIS BOSS FUCK THIS BOSS FUCK THIS BOSS FUCK THIS BOSS FUCK THIS BOSS FUCK THIS BOSS FUCK THIS BOSS FUCK THIS BOSS FUCK THIS BOSS FUCK THIS BOSS FUCK THIS BOSS FUCK THIS BOSS FUCK THIS BOSS FUCK THIS BOSS
Did I say "FUCK THIS BOSS"? Because fuck this boss.