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8: Matthewood



I am used to getting a monk this chapter, but...



Usually not such an Erksome one.



My! Who is this fellow? He looks a bit like Roy, so I think I like him.



you just had to didn't you



Pictured: A Delay.



Huh!



Erk's like "I don't look that young, do I...?"

(He does.)



Jaffar's been doing some thinking since leaving his last job.



Still getting the bench, though! I was thinking I'd bench one of my three (!) axe users, but I'm still not sure who. Hector's coming, obviously, but I don't know if Rath or Priscilla will turn out better in the end. Rath has the speed advantage (and the con to actually maybe make some use of that speed) but Priscilla is like my bulkiest unit.

Karel's not coming for the same reason I tend to bench the actual Rath: coming in at level 7 when no one else is above level 5.



We're not, actually.




"Also, I am inexplicably attracted to you for some reason?"





Benching Jaffar was definitely the right decision. Eliwood's weak, but he's two levels behind Jaffar and only one point behind in mag. Also, more speed, more con, more def... Jaffar's got him horribly outclassed in luck and res, but that might not be terribly important. He comes with Thunder, which is still very good!



Let's see it in action. That's a tiny, adorable Eliwood... so even more like Roy, then!

...I got so excited I didn't even check out the horseslayer. I think we saw one earlier though, and it wasn't anything special.



There's a decent variety of enemies,



including an Eliwood lord.



That one merc drops one of those nice new swords we saw last time.



And the soldier has a poison lance.



The boss wouldn't be anything special, but he also has Thunder and as such doubles a good number of our group.



I'm training Lucius, you can't stop me!



See? I make good decisions.



I kind of forgot Erk in the excitement. He's a caster randomized as another caster. I guess he could be ok?



Especially with a 43 crit tome! That's like... nearly a killer tome and a half!



Speaking of 43 crit,



Owned.



Ninian's pretty good, even though her speed is nowhere near that high even with a basic iron sword. Going to be a full 18 with the emblem sword, though!



Get Dorced!



He outclasses the enemy mage horribly.



...the poison lance still poisons. And is a brave weapon.

Why.



...

Moving on.



Witness Erk in action. Not very much action, but action nonetheless.



Florina is awful, I'm even more convinced that I need to use her now.



"I don't even know how to respond. It's complicated."




Hahahaha. Also dang. Nice.



All these Eliwoods won't stop hitting on Ninian, and she's kind of sick of it.



Let's offset that poison damage a little...



Lucius shot the Enemywood. I'm going to make him good!



We've already seen the other two lords on the path select screen, so it's no secret Hector's now Guy (and a pirate) while Matthew (as a fighter) stands in for Eliwood.



Speaking of Hector and Eliwood! I had Hector pick up some fire tomes so I don't have to waste thunder uses when I don't need them. Not because I need to save them, they'd probably last all of Lyn mode anyway. It's just an instinct.



Sick moves!



God damn the longbow is so bad. It makes me sad.



And speaking of things that make me sad!



Nnnngh.



Dorcas could take him. I mean, obviously!



Oh, you know, just some good guys passing through.




There's...



so much wrong with this picture. It's messing with my head.



Well he's sort of red-haired.



Ninian's like "The shit I put up with..."



Next time on Ninian's Bizarre Randomizer:



Is that another fucking pirate?!