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38: Limstellast Stand
"I wish I could have been a playable character, then I'd have been safe from plot death... wait, why is the ginger shaking his head?"
Spoiler, they all suck!
Matthew, being a fucking idiot, turns down a free berserker with Fargus' stats.
ahhahahahahaha did you actually think he was getting deployed
Normally the reaction would be like... who doesn't have all their units promoted by this point?! ...buuuut...
"Sadly you seem to have been transformed into a physical class so it has all gone to waste."
I'll forgive you for being trash.
Because you're going to help me with this.
No, that's two maps from now. Don't get impatient.
why not who cares, Serra could do with some more maturity I guess
Never mind that!
Give it
the fuck
over here!!
Guy gets his 5 move back, finally.
He celebrates by getting a support.
yeah about that
look a distraction
Sain's got a house to visit.
And levels to collect.
And... reinforcements to trigger, apparently! Gonna be honest with you, I don't remember how this works.
Dorcas.
The upside to eclipse bullshit is that it at least doesn't deal more damage to flying units!
And some more ballista fun.
More dudes pop in.
They... are not very scary.
I could have boosted Sain up here to prevent this but I looked it up and it was an iron blade.
He'll take this instead.
And move on up.
Yeah!
We have regular arrows, too.
Can you believe Bartre's this good? Bartre.
This is a lot more believable.
As is this.
0 hit, 5 damage. Silver axes have 19 might!
That should tell you something about how trash these enemies are.
(And a little about how good Nino is. That, too.)
She's not entirely impervious! Just, you know, functionally so.
The fuck, Hector! The fuck!!
Uuuuuhhhh Luna bullshit
and level bullshit, too!!
Ah, that was nice.
Now let's keep killing things.
Reinforcements.
Nosferatu is a brave tome.
So I don't actually do that.
eh
More reinforcements.
eh!
Nino can't believe what she's seeing. What's a unit this bad this doing in a place like this?! It's suicide!
thanks i guess
Chopp!
The opposite of chopp!
All right, let's get that Harken fellow
Oh boy did you pick the wrong season for that!
Harken is sassy.
He is also... quite good. You know, 5 move aside.
And well stocked on sharp implements. The wyrmslayer is a great weapon - 11 mt, 86 hit, 25 crit, and just 4 wt - and it annoys me a little that we haven't seen any before this. That would have been really handy for those low-con sword units earlier in the game!
the silver sword is a fucking swordslayer. Because it really needed more boosts on top of having 18 mt (+5 from vanilla)!
Splat!
I don't remember what caused this but it probably involved a splat, too.
ehhh
We're steamrolling these guys.
Shocking, isn't it.
Harken's first level is good.
More guys!
More exp!
Harken's got one map to shine. He'll solo the top bit.
Are you done soon?
Come on. This is just sad.
Guess I'll still take it, though...
Even morephs!
This batch isn't very nutritious.
Let's talk Limstella since we're within spitting range.
Limstella is considerably less threatening than in vanilla.
This concludes my Limstella Talk.
Goddammit!
Also there's a secret shop here. It has earth seals.
Ehhh... what the hell, let's do it.
Limstella looks kinda cool.
Now what! You idiots!! What are you going to do about this?!
Serra's really unwilling to crit Limstella.
But eventually she prevails.
Limstella's depressing.
And doesn't make for very good eating, either.
Sain ferried this south.
Matthew's... kind of okay-ish for a given definition of okay-ish now.
This idiot's trying to take the long way around. Bet you'll feel real smart when we seize with you 40 turns away, idiot!
Actually, let's do that right away, I'm bored.
Moving fast, aren't you...? You only A supported on this map.
Anyway, no more bullshit, no more delays, we're heading straight for Nergal-
afterthesequickwordsfromoursponsors. Next up on Ninian's Bizarre Randomizer!
This guy is depressing, too.