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Oh god. Another horrendously malicious sidequest. Well. What could possibly happen this time? We've already had an impossible solo level.
Darn it, they actually did the smart thing and took my weapons. Of all the times for Freege to be competent.
Oh hey there! I guess we're cellmates. Uh...why are you looking at me like that? I-I'm pretty sure there's an age difference between us, so...uh...
Bird mommy said blue girl was bad. Bird mommy said blue girl makes it impossible to recruit Eyrios.
Well, hey, I'm better than Eyrios, I have Dire Thunder!
Bird mommy said Dire Thunder is no longer exclusive to blue girl.
Gulp!
Bird mommy said blue girl must DIE.
OH MY GOD ALFRED HELP ME
Welcome to 11x! My name is Vika, pleased to make your acquaintance.
Vika? Never heard of you.
I'm from Radiant Dawn. The bird laguz with the Dawn Brigade?
Nope, can't remember you in the slightest. Not a thing.
I wouldn't be trolling in MY sidequest if I were you. Just look around you.
What are you talking about, I can't see anyth--
FUCK NO
That's right, you can't see ANY of the map, even if it's in vision range!
But I can just press start, right? I can see parts of it now!
Well, see, this map is even more cruel to your sanity than 8x, so I'm gonna throw you a bone and show you a completed map (that I totally didn't take from someone else's LP).
A FOG OF WAR MAZE?! Did Ephraim225 design this shit?!
Can't deny the possibility. He still thinks the weapon triangle is a good mechanic, what a loser.
Oh and, as an added bonus to this already fiendish map, you get to meet...the children.
...The enemies are all children? W...What is a Laguz doing in a dungeon full of...children?
They're MY children, thank you very much. Naturally since they're all branded Kempf was very against acknowledging them as his kids, so we're going to kill the woman he actually loves.
...I'm just gonna start the map now and take my mind off this...revelation.
This has been long overdue.
Why would Dalshin need puny sword? Dalshin need Pavise!
They're really kids. We're about to commit infanticide. Can this get any worse?
SIEGE TOMES TOO?!?!?!
How do I even make this interesting? It's going to be nothing but darkness in every screenshot!
Well, at least Kempf didn't take my Vulneraries, so this suffering is prolonged a bit longer.
Don't worry, Olwen, I'LL SAVE YOOOO--
AH SHIT! Which of these doors do I open?
I only brought barely enough keys to open the correct doors and save Olwen, so if I use a key on the wrong door it'll do nothing and she's dead! That's quality design right there.
Oh good, Rewarp! Not only does nobody on my side have the rank for that, they break after one shot anyways, so I'd have to steal a broken one and repair it!
No enemy could possibly stop me!
Uh, what's that?
Oh that's an Animaslayer, it does triple damage against Mage units.
You have got to be kidding.
Nope. Now get in there and capture it, I want it for later bosses.
Okay, this door on the right should be the correct first door.
Oh, sure, throw in Berserkers too!
And the one in the middle should be correct here!
How do you know which doors are right?
Save states!
What happened to your Fire magic?
An Energybender took it from me.
That seems like a poor excuse.
Well Asvel already made a Kaze no Stigma joke so I had to pick a different reference.
This should be the way out!
Hey, Leif, uh...you look--
WHY AM I TAHXIIIIIC
We'll just stay here until you seize.
Oh look, all the doors are open! How'd that happen?
It's been 30 turns and you haven't made progress yet. Even I'm willing to show a little mercy.
But now you're open to getting sliced by wind magic.
Oh.
Ouchie ouch.
Worst, most tedious chapter ever. Screenshots do NOT do this justice. And there's still at least 20 more chapters to go! Only TWENTY MORE OF THIS TO GO!