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Sidequest time, and you know what THAT means.



To unlock 14x you have to visit the houses in Chapter 14. Not sure if you need ALL the houses or just some.



Erm...no NPCs? Well, whatever, I hated guarding them anyways. Ugh but we don't get Stamina Drinks now...ah well, I can deal with it.



Here's Linoan. She came prepared...what happened to her Thunder rank, though?

It's an epidemic! Everyone's randomly losing a magic type!



Only one unit will ever deserve Body Rings, and it's this guy right here. He could steal almost any tome now!

I'm lighting us up!



Uh...where are the enemies.



Oh, they're BEHIND us. That's a new one.



Well, more free tomes are not unwelcome!



Oof. We could have taken that Silence.

Man, all these statuses and siege tomes. When are they going to try beating us the normal way?



Fucking hell not again. It's like they come out of a child factory or something.

I apologize for the disturbing mental imagery.



Okay what the fuck is this?!



On the bright side, no pun intended, Sothe can move on mountains. He could totally steal their weapons.

Well, let it not be said that for every dumb thing in this hack, something cool doesn't happen as well.



Still not sure about the shadow pegasus. Or is it supposed to be a NIGHT MARE?

Aha! I'm clever!

The nightmare is an actual mythological monster, Leif. It's not a pun.

Quiet, foal.



Maybe I should get my hands dirty in combat more often.



How many more are there? Nanna, light us up again.



WHAT! THE! FUCK!

IS THIS REAL?! HOW MANY ARE THERE?!



Th-this can't be! There's FIFTY of them! How is that possible?!

Yes, um...it seems the game tries to spawn fifty of them every turn.

WHAT?!

Yeah. Until they stop spawning, every enemy killed is just making the map longer.

I...what...who...

But they've got Silver weapons and lots of tomes so we could totally steal them all!

.........help me........



(Many, MANY turns of THIS later)



Are...are they all gone?

Yep.



Holy shit. 41 turns.

Okay. This is easily the most boring and unnecessary chapter in the entire game. It's not challenging, just exceedingly long. You can steal lots of items, yes, but your character fatigue is going to skyrocket, you can't access the convoy to deposit your goods, and you see that number above the turn count? That's actually the number of captured enemies out of how many have been defeated. 67 enemies were killed in this ONE chapter. I'm going to assume you don't care for a play-by-play here. Fuck this hack.



One of the two remaining enemies is yet another zombie Sara, holding the Unlock staff. But how the hell do you get it? Her speed is maxed so stealing's out, ties do not cut it in Thracia 776. You can't kill or capture her either. So what's left?

The Thief staff. Now I stated you have to promote Patty to use it. That's my error, actually. She doesn't get a staff rank when she promotes.



But you DO have to spend a Repair use to be able to use it, or spend a Warp use to prevent Sara from stealing an item in 12x somehow. Ignore those stats, by the way, they mean absolutely nothing and I don't know why the fucking thing is classed as a sword. Now, you might wonder if Unlock is useful. Well, there are in fact items that you can only get with this staff, which we will get to at some point. Unlock is not locked to anyone, it's C-rank, so whatever, fuck this staff, we're not getting it.



And here's the boss.



The fuck is Adean doing here? Oh who even cares, I want that Life Orb. (That's what it's called by the way, it's an infinite use vulnerary as mentioned before.)



Apparently that's Sonia from FE7.

I don't get it nor do I care.



Maybe this trip was worth it after all.



NO! NO NO NO NO NO! NO! FUCK YOU! NO! YOU DO NOT TURN MY LIFE ORB INTO A LIFE RING WHEN I EARN IT! GODDAMMIT!

Wow. That's mean. Well, free Life Ring, right?



All that time I spent. What was it worth?!



Fuck it, let's do the pre-route split map.



I already don't like this.



Let's get some promotions going, we sure got a fuck ton of EXP from the previous map at least.



Oh...Oh baby that's amazing.



And now for this guy.



...Why does he get a Dark rank? Did he use the enemy control glitch to get a Stone spell or some crap?



Well I can't really be arsed to kill all the enemies so I'll just fly to the church. If Marita can get Astra here I don't care.



Huh who's that?



Misha and...and...how did FAVAL get here?

Bet I know who recruits him!

Well get over there before he wastes the Yewfelle on cannon fodder!



Oh FUCK THAT SHIT It's Legion or Roro or whatever again!

On second thought let's just end the map.



I can use Dire Thunder now!



Great. He could get killed any time because he's not holding a scroll.



House number one, a ring.



Not him again! And...TEN STARS?! YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS!



House number two, Armorslayer.



I'm five levels from the max and we're only halfway through the game.



Oh fuck, the hacker created a Purge spell. It's even a rank lower than the other siege tomes. And we have to get a scroll off this guy? I don't think so.



Great. A Restore. Those are common enough as is, but whatever.



And now we pick our fucking poison.