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UKMT March 2020 - Bojo got the Covo
UKMT February 2020 - horny for shepherdess feet 
☣ Coronavirus! ☣
UKMT January 2020 - With 20/20 Hindsight
AD 2019
UKMT General Elexmas 2019 - To shorten winter, borrow money due in spring Mecum Omnes Plangite! Tory party majority! 
UKMT November 2019 - Vote in the Pissflaps Referendum!
UKMT Red October 2019 - Johnson Forced To Extend (everything about it) BREXIT HAPPENED! Nope. Delayed until January. General election called!
UKMT September 2019 - A Pro-Roguelike Set In A Dystopian Failed State
UKMT August 2019 - we (UK) should simply invade Ireland peacefully
UKMT July 2019 - A More Cheerful Brexit - Bojo came to this thread to drag us into the Hellscape!
UKMT June 2019 - The End Of May
UKMT M'aidez 2019 - "That's it. It's there. There future is in your hands." - Theresa May came to this thread to resign!
UKMT April 2019 - Join the JCBJQ* today! BREXIT HAPPENED! Nope. Delayed until October.
UKMT March 2019 - we live in a hell world of piss and shit. BREXIT HAPPENED! delayed until April
UKMT February 2019: Mermaids are coming for their sons genitals
UKMT January 2019 - /What a fucking mess
AD 2018
UKMT Brexmas Special 2018 - At least you know where the swastika guy stands
UKMT November 2018 - Friendship ended with EU. Now ALL NATIONS best friend/Sky Brexit Poll - 1488 people polled today
UKMT October 2018: They're all hungover and want to nationalise things/Everything May does right now is going to induce Labour
UKMT September 2018 - Playing Chess While May's Still Playing Chequers/No, to the contrary.
UKMT August 2018 - Win A #GoveIsland Water Bottle/The adult babies takeover is off
UKMT July 2018 - grim English dourness will absolutely survive the impending apocalypse - David Davis and Bojo came to this thread to resign! Football didn't come home!
UKMT June 2018 - They frequent seldome any pastymes or sportes
UKMT May 2018 - Say no to hamophobia
UKMT April 2018 - Puddle of Rudd: She Fuckin Hates May
UKMT March 2018 - To Serve Gammon Man
UKMT Feb 18 - Goverment Clowns DTF UKMT February 2018 - Auntie May's Sloppy Wet Kiss Day of the Two Threads!
UKMT January 2018 - ++Knighthood for Loser Clegg++
AD 2017
UKMT December 2017 - DExEU's Midnight Runners - "Come On Arlene"
UKMT November 2017: Pee for Vendetta/Priti Little Liars
UKMT Halloween 2017: The York Ghost Walk is Nonce Seance
UKMT September 2017: More Fash, Less Cash
UKMT August 2017 - Towns and Cities Ranked on the Bristol Scale
UKMT July 2017 - Home of the fascist Left and the REAL purveyors of hatred
UKMT General Elextravaganza 2017: Make June The End Of May Tory pyrrhic victory! Grime Mininster Corbyn becomes the Absolute Boy!
UKMT Theresa May 2017: Weak and Wobbly vs. Old and Knobbly
UKMT April 2017 - Circular Corbyn Conversation Parlour
UKMT March 2017 - Blame it on the Bourgie
UKMT February 2017 - Welcome to Tiny Train World
UKMT January 2017 - Brexit Year Zero
AD 2016
UKMT 2016 Annual: The Four Finger Discount
UKMT November 2016: Never hope. Hope is a lie.
UKMT Halloween 2016: 2spooky4EU
UKMT September 2016: Arguing in good faith with sources where necessary
UKMT August 2016: The Month of the Dull Knives
UKMT July 2016 - Thank you very much. Do doooooo do do. Right.
UKRIPMT June 2016: #Boxit Brextravaganza! UK Referedum Disaster Aftermath! Cameron came to this thread to resign!
UKMT May 2016: We Import Two Thirds of Our Posts. This is a Disgrace.
UKMT April 2016: David Cameron's P19 Form
UKMT Long March 2016 - Beware the Iain Duncan Smith of March (am I doing this right?)
UKMT February 2016 - UKMT is a forum of self-harm
UKMT January and a bit of February 2016: Marxist Theory and Danczuk Memes
AD 2015
UKMT December 2015: It'll all be started before Christmas
UKMT: Mao Money Mao Problems
UKMT Red October 2015: Basically D&D's Communist Motherbase
UKMT September 2015: David Cameron Fucked a Dead Pig 
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UKMT August 2015: Full Corbynism Now 
UKMT July 2015: Where Everyone is Hot and Maoist
UKMT June 2015: RIP Charles Kennedy, Human Rights, Legal Highs
UKMT May 2015: The Ed Wedding Mecum Omnes Plangite! Tory party majority!
UKMT April 2015 - Home of #milifandom
UKMT - The assassination of the green party by the coward Natalie Bennett
UKMT Valentine's Day Edition - Those naked boy pics aren't of Cupids
UKMT January '15 - We're gonna party like it's 1985!
AD 2014
December 2014 - Poorly Moderated by the 81st Most Powerful Person in the UK Media
November 2014
October 2014 - Papers please. Theresa May Edition.
September 2014 - The baby that saved Britain.
August 2014 - Bojo's Brilliant Buran Bazaar
July 2014 - Thread regular knows dogfucker from school.
June 2014 - Emu was Rod Hull's patsy.
May 2014 - Elections! (which won't fix anything)
April 2014 - St. Piran > St. George.
March 2014 - Bingo And Beer For All!
February 2014 - Corrupt, Lying, Thieving Parasites that should Hang!
January 2014 - The morning after the year before.
AD 2013
UKMT: The cold grips your heart like a UKIP councillor's fingers
UKMT: Cameron's House of Horrors (November 2013)
UKMT: Let Them Eat Value Bread (October 2013)
UKMT: Cameron fails to play Assad, Gurgeh cries, Mawrhin-Skel sighs.(September 2013)
UKMT: Socialist tears lost in a neoliberal rain of piss. (July - August 2013)
UKMT PLC: Working together to fuck you over (June 2013)
UK Megathread - Its just all gone to shit. (May 2013)
UK Megathread -This Lady's Not Returning (April 2013) Thatcher came to this thread to die!
February UK Megathread - Lets run this country into the ground. (February - March 2013)
AD 2012
UK Megathread: - Calm Down, Dear (December 2012 - January 2013)
October UK Megathread: Stephen Fry - History's Greatest Monster. (October - November 2012)
September UK Megathread: And she's probably Polish. (September 2012)
August UK Megathread: Prince Harry's Flacid Cock Discussion Zone (August 2012)
July UK Politics Parade: Olympic Cynicism Zone (July 2012)
UK Politics Pagoda and Jubilee Celebration Station: Lord Help The Quean (June 2012)
UK Politics Portal - Your One-Stop Shop for Current Events (May 2012)
AD 2010
UKMT Oct 2010 - May 2012
AD 2008
UKMT Nov 2008 - Aug 2010
*Jeremy Corbyn Blow Job Queue