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1: And Then Seth Killed Everything

Okay so the pre-promotes run, then! Before we begin, i want you to memorize five words for me. Those words are "and then Seth killed everything". They will be relevant.

So anyway the prologue map starts.

And then Seth killed everything. Then the second map rolled around,

and then Seth killed everything.

The only questions here are 1, "how many swings does it take for Seth to make Breguet go splat?" and 2,

"what's his first level going to look like?" Pretty mediocre, it turns out.

"I gotta walk ALL THIS WAY? Ugh, fiiiine..."

I keep forgetting that reinforcements spawn even after you kill the boss, but they did and then Seth killed everything.

Okay give me all those weapons, let me show you how it is done.

Mad props to my man Garcia for owning this brigand even under the influence of AI. Too bad he's not promoted!

I ended up grabbing him anyway, not that it really matters.

See this village? I could have saved it any time. But Seth is a fickle god and he decided everything needs to die, so it did. Next!

I can oneshot this wall. There's no reason to do it, but it's in the way so it dies.

I can't use Garcia but i had him switch Seth for a sword so him killing everything would be less expensive.

Hi, you're never getting fielded again!

Sparse levels so far, but good stats.

This guy...? Ehhhh i guess he can live.

Hey Bazba!

Those are not very good final words! Might want to think up some better ones!

Well those weren't very inspiring either.

Seth knows everything there is to know about swords.

Might have been better to give him lances but i seriously do not give a single fuck let's go!!!

...and i always forget this is a seize map, too, so every time i'm challenge running i leave Erika by the entrance and she has to walk all the way to the throne and takes like 93 turns

so i guess this guy doesn't live anyway!!

So now we can pick our units, and of course we only have one prepromote so

you guys get out of here

and now, Seth is going to kill everything!

Let's not forget! Seth does not have Jeigan growths. Seth is stacked.

Hey, there's a character i'm allowed to use!

But for now, it's just going to be Seth. Killing everything.

Soloing maps gives you a lot of exp, even when you're a promoted unit fighting scrubs.

Couldn't quite finish before these nerds showed up, but, fine, they're more exp for Seth.

Except this one who's allergic to attacking for some reason? Very smart; he lived half a turn longer, before being killed by Seth.

Artur's like "do i look like i can lift an axe??"

Next map we don't have Artur, but we have Natasha muscling her way in on our turf.

I didn't even bother to set things up so Seth gets to the house on the first turn, which i'd normally have done, but i just don't care.

Also we're like 10 maps from the next recruit so Seth's eating this.

Eirika and Natasha are hiding in the corner, it got a little sketchy because i just didn't do anything with them for several turns and some of these guys came close to attacking them, but then Seth showed up and killed them.

Not even going to bother,

bye

and bye! This is so sad, the first casualty in Seth's crusade.

Wait, i'm not sad any more.

well maybe a little

They give us an armourslayer so why not use it?

Don't bullshit me, you were having a tea party in the corner while Seth, once again, killed everything.

Natch.

So now we're in Ephraimland, and wouldn't you know it, we have a prepromote who's going to kill everything.

Ephraim's gonna have a tea party too.

Hey, now i won't have to feel bad that Seth can't use Vifflopnir when we get it! Wait why're you looking at me like that

It's honestly too bad we don't get Orson for real, he'd be a great addition to the team.

"I mean, Orson did. Would you like another crumpet?"

This is money. Money for javelins.

We've been fine using melee weapons so far but enemies will start to come with 1-2 range and i do not want to murder everything manually. Eventually it's just going to be javelins all the way.

J A V E L I N S

Honestly i regret doing this in retrospect, Seth's going to kill everything so quickly it wouldn't have mattered if i just left Eirika by the start but i decided to airlift her into the corner anyway.

Run invalidated etc etc.

Didn't bother with the torch, Seth doesn't need to see to kill.

Hey asshole!

oh, that's the wrong asshole, nvm

Sweet GAINSZSZ!

That was the halberd guy and lol no that's not going to help against Seth.

There he is!

It certainly is!

Unfortunately, as you can see, Seth didn't kill everything on this map, but i'd rather have the ~~Orion's Bolt~~ 5000 bucks than 30 exp or whatever..

Single digit uses? It's trash, get out.

Still doing the unnecessary thing, and it is very very unnecessary because Seth is right there, but eh.

Rest assured, this map we are killing everything.

Eh, they can't all be great.

Look you could launch the entire ballista at Seth with a catapult and he'd be like NO DAMAG.

Here's Seth!

And there goes the boss!

See those two guys? They've been chasing down Seth all map.

And now they finally caught up! Give them a hand!

"Seth, please remember that the royal decree of 'kill fucking everything' does not include him."

"No promises, princess. Sometimes the blood gets in my eyes."

Seth might need some more of these...

Ok be real with me does Ephraim just spawn earlier on hard or something? Because i swear it used to take longer...

SHIT!! I can't believe Forde got in one (1) encounter!!!

well anyway Seth cleaned up.

Ephraim's group will keep running so these guys go for Seth too.

And then Seth killed everything!

Hey here's an enemy he doesn't actually oneround! Big applause!

Killed him on enemy phase though and uuuh oops hold on

ok there we go, all caught up

I have one chest key and no thief but i'm pretty sure this is the only thing we care about. There's like a silver sword on the left? But it's not a javelin so