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Now that we finished helping Super Craig (and more importantly, obtained Snap N Pops) we can explore the town. I won't be showing the items we found for the most part because we'll be here forever otherwise. A lot of the scraps are neat references to the show, though.



Dude, just go the other way. That's what I'm saying...

Well, we'll explore what little the game lets us access, at least. You can see the bag in the background, which we can reach by punching the mound of snow.



See that red crack? You can't break that with your Snap N Pops; you're gonna need an explosion!

We can break the top part of the fridge, but we can't break the steel barrier to the right. Yeah, we're going to have to come back here later.



Slow news day. I guess we're in for a quiet week.
You new here? You don't look like one of Henrietta's chums.



Goodness, mint and berry really do combine to deliver full flavor with an intense crunch.

Unsurprisingly, one of the scrap here is Mint-Berry Crunch.



Are we really doing this again?
Ooh, harsh.

Oh hey, it's our goth friends(?).

Ugh, don't talk to me, conformist.
[Selfie] Pssht... No way, conformist.
Get outa here!

Henrietta is being goth by not conforming to common spelling

Shouldn't you be out trying to fit in with the rest of the insecure, poseur douche-spawn?
Go post somewhere that's not here, jerk.
[Selfie] Go away!
Are you a conformist? I can tell.
Did Society tell you to dress like that, New Kid?

That's it; we're changing clothes RIGHT NOW.

[Selfie] I refuse to subscribe to social media agenda.
This town's going to shit - like even more than usual - so we figured we'd try this black-magic spell we looked up online. But Henrietta's stupid brother stole the Sacred Tome we need to do the ritual, so we're screwed. If you could find that tome, kid... Well, that'd be pretty goth of you.
Let me know if you find that book.
Go spray your jizz webs or whatever someplace else, "hero."
[Selfie] I'm...not really into the selfie thing.



No book in the Biggles' room, but there's our first yaoi.



The book is in Bradley's room. You know, the one who stole the book in the first place? You could've just found the room if you weren't so

Whoa, did you find the Sacred Tome?! Put it in the spell circle!
The Sacred Tome has to go in the spell circle for the spell to work.

So we put the book in the circle.

We just gotta light the Sacred Candles now!
MY mom took away my matches, conformist bitch.
Uh, so... Can you light the candle for us?

We just have to light the candles with our Snap N Pops.



Holy crap, the New Kid did it!
Wow, that chest looks super goth. Open it, New Kid.

Let's just hope we don't accidentally open a Pandora Box



Really? That's fucking it?
That was anticlimactic.
That sucked.

But at least we got a new costume! And we can actually get them to selfie with us this time!

Life is a series of disappointments.
Hey, that spell thing... Thanks for trying, anyway.
My non-comformity might make you uncomfortable.
Nobody understands us. And they won't understand until it is far too late.
You should probably stop digging for answers.
At least you have something decent to wear.
How's the conformity going?
[Selfie] You helped us out, so yeah, we can take one of your...selfies... Ugh.
[Selfie] Might as well selfie with you. I have nothing to lose in this point in my life.
[Selfie] This is so embarrassing.
If a selfie is what conformists like you need to feel OK in their skin, we can take one, I guess.



Let's never do that again.
That's very goth.
I hope you captured my cynical side at least.

We're done with this house. Next up: Jimmy's house.



LEGO bricks? That's lava. You try and cross lava, you die. Don't even touch it. Wait, this doesn't even make sense... Who would put lava there?



Professor Chaos!
THAT'S RIGHT, COON! I have strategically placed lava throughout the town. I can't make it too easy for you. What good is the world without a little...CHAOS? HA HA HAAAA!! OK, turn it off now. *logs off*
We'll deal with Chaos when the time is right. For now, we have to keep our eye on the prize. Coon. Out.

Can we get a broom and sweep the lava to the side like what Mrs. Cartman did? No? Okay then.



[Selfie] Help Jimmy finish up his big project and sure, I'll take a selfie.
You look like you might need some adult supervision.
You run along and play, dear. Someplace far from here would be ideal.
[Selfie] Can you help Jimmy out with his little project first?



I have a feeling Jimmy's project is related to this :thunk:



Fun fact: Jimmy's toilet is our very first 4-star. Totally coincidentally, shitting in it levels us up, unlocking our first Artifact Slot. More on that later.

We've explored our house already, so next up is Butters'.



Cute PJs, kid. If you see Butters, could you tell him he's grounded again?
[Selfie] If I take a selfie with you, will you skedaddle?



Yayyy we did it.



You kids have such fun. Luckily our valuables are safely locked in our bedroo- Oh, I've said too much.
If you have time to clean, you have time to obsessively scrub dishes until your hands are raw and bleeding.
Happiness is a clean house, right? Right?!



[Selfie] Hey, New Kid! Let's take a picture together.



We really let our hair down. See you on the internet!



Well, that's the safe. Unfortunately, we can't open it right now. Neither can we open Butters' room, in fact.

That marks the end of Butters' house. We explored Cartman's before, so let's move on. Next up is...

No sign of Scrambles in the parks. I've got a hunch, though. Seeing where it leads!

Not you.



It's happening EVERY night. I thought it was just one of you damn kids but, well... Here, come here, take a look at this.



I'm just scared it's a...jilted lover or something. "You won't forget me THAT easy." "I thought we had something." "I'l tell the world about you, bitch." Listen, I'm sick of having to buff that shit out. If you can catch whoever's keying my wife's car tonight, I'll follow you on Coonstagram. Trust me: You want me as a follower - I'm a pretty big deal in this town.
You gotta come at night! Whoever's doing this shit is waiting till dark.



I sure miss my dog Patches and that slobbery happy face. Patches would've gotten me condoms.
[Selfie] Your grampa's not getting any younger, Billy. I need those rubbers!
Your grandma dress you like that, turd? Sucks to be you.
Hi turd. Bye turd.
Are you one of my brother's stupid friends?
WHAT? I'm texting, you puke! I will end you!
[Selfie] No way turd, your follower count is way too low. I gotta protect my hashtag-brand.

For some reason I have a sudden urge to punch her in the face

Well, we could do that right now, it just wouldn't result in anything. I meant the urge to punch her in the face during battle.

Hey there, I'm Towelie, your gaming bud! Remember, when snooping around someone's house, always check out their refrigerator. There's always some good shit to steal in the frig.

What do you think I've been doing in the past 3 houses



This is useful, sure, but it's not even from the fridge.

Antidote cures all status effects and also gives Regen as a bonus. It's very handy for some of the more annoying statuses.



For some reason we can't see what's inside Stan's closet, but at least we got his profile. Where can I sign up for Metric system religion?



The yaoi ranges from to



...I think now's a good time to leave.



That's home base to Human Kite. Perhaps you can find him inside...

Oh yeah, we also have to help Human Kite. Completely forgot about that

It's not like there's anywhere else we can go (the path after Kyle's house is blocked by a gate), but still.