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Update 4: Chapter 5x

Alright, like, so I'm back

I totally got my room cleaned, it's, like radical

~~i totally didnt~~

This time we're playing fantasy Rambo, but don't worry it's all cool even if they're a bunch of boys

just watch and see, they're awesome

~~well most of 'em~~

Let's do this

Mean guy and some jerk get to complaining about us

So this is Fantasy Rambo getting told that they're low on supplies

Response: Whatevs, we got this

This is Fantasy Rambo getting told the capital probably already fell

Response: No way, they got that

This is Fantasy Rambo getting told that a normal army would be screwed

Response: Heck with it, let's charge 'em

I told you isn't he the coolest

(He's not cooler than Josh or Lute though)

Look at 'em go

Completely outnumbered, but we're gonna win

Oh and something something, this guy's a Jeigan warning, blah blah

Okay, fighting time, here's Rambo

His spear's like Blue's rapier but with more uses

His stats didn't change at all

This guy's a Jeigan, whatever, we're not using him

Franz's brother 1, lifts

his other brother doesn't though, just suaveness

Both of 'em really only got a small %5 boost to HP growth, not much

~~what does suave even mean~~

First off, like dude, give Ponytail here a real spear

Nobody else can use the sword, so I'll leave it there until the end of the map

These other spear nerds go after Ponytail

And like, there's some incoming jerks

Everybody does the pokey-pokey

and then this nerd does a sick flip

Then this jerk shoots Ponytail

(All the enemies really hate Forde by the way, it's cuz he doesn't lift enough)

And that makes Rambo really mad, so he does this

Then these two clean up, and-

The map looks like this now-

bonk

biff

And Kyle gets a level for us

This dude just loves sick gains by the way, just watch

With all that out of the way, we're gonna break into this room and get some loot

Rambo deletes this guy and gets whatever this level is

I mean I'm gonna complain regardless if you don't have sick gains in your level, but I will take the HP and RES

key get

Rambo holds the door while Ponytail charges the mage and borrows the jav to do a cav jav finish

dude

you had your sword out and still you get hit

c'mon

whatever, at least you got em

Gimme those keys

Oh yeaaah, it's time to have some fun

Forde's gotta kick back a cold one because he keeps getting beat up

Rambo wants to know what a triangle is, can you tell him

Kyle helps out

Miscalculated though, and could only get a javelin throw in

of course he misses

But look, he's gonna be good, I swear-

ewwww why

Okay, well I know who's getting that fancy lancy

This map takes so long, I hope you don't mind me skipping boring stuff

~~Besides, if Mom finds out I'm still doing this, it's not gonna be pretty~~

Forde can't catch a break

Rambo continues to chump these nerds

Reminder that these 2 1/2 dudes are taking down a whole fortress, I mean how cool is that

aw c'mon, it's a killer lance

fine, do it the easy way

At least you're still awesome for other reasons~

oooooouchhhh

Aw, that's gotta hurt

crits and effectiveness- just not your day armor dude

Forde pops another soda while we lure in these nerds

Come at me you cowards

okay maybe not

nice

Now that's what I'm talking about

gaaaainsss

Oh no, we got the double

one in one-hundred, girls and guys

don't hold your applause

_{why won't you crit}

Well that takes care of that

Kyle pops some pop

He's gonna go duel another jockey while Rambo goes and deals with a spookaroo

math told me this is "statistically unlikely"

show me your swole already, curse you

Actually, I sent Forde down there first- magic still hurts you know

-and Rambo's gotta get himself a soda too

I have Kyle not waste the fancy lancy on this guy

owned

Wrong game to be using dark magic, dude

I told you he was cool

look at those sick gains

Rambo deals with the other caster on this side while Kyle does his thing on the other side

what a guy, am I right

We work our way down

Kyle still has not crit yet

Ponytail finally dodges something

Kyle still won't do the spinny animation

oh, this isn't looking too radical

Kyle pops another soda while the other side gets back to fighting

*gasp* Rambo actually missed something

how is this possible

Eh, can't fight outside the triangle sometimes. He gets the second throw though.

I'm mad so I just make Ponytail finish up there

Kyle does not disappoint

Forde gets rid of an archer and tries to catch up with the others

more soda

Kyle finally gets rid of that bow jerk bothering him

So many sick gains

Wrong move, pal- that's not how you use a mage

See what happens?

THE GAAIINNSS

Too swole to control

Almost done, let's get clean up the rest of these nerds

Nerds cleared 2/4

Nerds cleared 3/4

Down to the big baddie

He's got a steel blade, so this would normally hurt if the guy still wasn't so bad at his job

Like, if you're gonna do that, have the con to double it

This is just embarassing

Oh, and you, give me that sword

you can thank me later or now

now is fine

Because I'm smart, I have Kyle heal up right in front of him so that his regen doesn't help him any

It's also so I can save those two jav uses for you, yw