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My clock is shaped like a cat and its eyes move and I think its angry but I keep apologizing and it wont stop but I said Im sorry sorry sorry sorry SORRY SORRY SRORRYRRY but it wont leave me alone and I don't know what it wants I cant keep apologizing g fo do you see it now too it told me everyone is here and I need to be careful so they don't see me writing this letter it wants me to stay with it with my eyes on its eyes and moving very fast but I cant keep going and I worry they will forget about meso Ineed to writ eyou about this because Icant keep goin gbut the cat willbecause of its eyes
This is probably just the equivalent of "AAAAAAARGH"
He wouldn't write AAAAAAARGH, but perhaps he was dictating
ID
Moving Letters (AI77-KE)
ACQUISITION DATE
10/13/2014
CONTAINMENT LOCATIONA
Panopticon — Floor 04, Unit 09
Moving Letters (AI77-KE)
CONTAINMENT PROCEDURE:
Black Rock panelling suppresses the item's effect.
DESCRIPTION/ALTERED EFFECT:
A stack of four envelopes, each containing a single page of paper. All four letters are illegible due to extreme water damage. The envelopes, curiously, do not show any sign of such damage and are covered in messages of love.
The item(s) are able to move short distances at a pace of less than thirty feet and always in a constant? Look, they just moved to four different locations over and over direction. This is the first Altered Item to have multiple separate parts, a fact previously believed to be an impossibility by researchers? Maybe a particular name.
A proposal to take the item(s) outside the Oldest House and follow their movement to its final destination is under consideration with the budget committee (see file RTO-7158 for details).
Item(s) was found in the Dead Letter Archives, where the Heard Archivist found it attempting to escape a filing cabinet. She reports having no record of the item(s) in her archive of letters.
Hey,
You have questions and the prophets have your answer. If you are truly intrigued, watch the time. We've lost about 45 days in the past 4 years. The shortening of days, this is why the Vatican is a sun dial and also simultaneously a key hole. Another thing while I'm here if you want the secret to everything compare plasma next to brain cells. The sun+moon are composed of plasma (simply light)(not planets) after this is cemented in your psyche ponder the current whereabouts of where you, l, and humanity reside.
Cheers!
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Dear Elected Official,
Thanks to the recent smoking ban in my state, I am happy to inform you I will not be voting for you in the next election.
As everyone knows, smoking is being banned because the smoke is toxic to the aliens that the government sold our planet to in a secret deal. If humans keep smoking, the aliens won't be able to live on Earth. Our air would be poison to them. If you government traitors can't stop people from smoking then you won't get your millions of dollars from the aliens.
I have a website. People know what's going on. We're going to keep smoking, no matter what. This is a national emergency. Politicians are handing the planet over to alien overlords. We won't let you. We will resist.
I will smoke forever!
Signed,
A proud smoker/rebel/patriot
To the Esteemed Members of the American Psychiatric Council,
I am writing you to inquire about the significance of dreams in relation to one's mental health? I am aware that there are many books purporting to contain the True meanings of dreams, but I have reservations about their legitimacy.
I understand that this is not usually done, but if I would greatly appreciate your thoughts on my Condition. Ever since I was young, I have had intensely-vivid dreams. They only occur sporadically, but in them I witness very strange events. I understand dreams can seem real at the time, but these feel markedly different. They do not occur often, perhaps only one or two a year.
Last night I had one. I saw a small, empty town. It was utterly dark. There was a Lake at its center. Shadows of people moved around me, muttering odd things. A bright light woke me up. I was screaming in my sleep. My wife had been shaking me for minutes before I woke.
Because of this recent incident, I have decided to seek help. The doctor says I am physically fine, but I wanted to consult your Expertise. Thank you for your valuable time.
Yours Very Sincerely,
Richard Bowker
Dear Gentlemen of the Society of Sciences,
It has been some time since I sent my initial letter. I hope it is not the case that you have dismissed my claims outright. In that hope, I am writing you to once more ask for your help in understanding the oddity that has befallen me in my home.
I have recently begun renting a new apartment in the city. The space is nothing special, though for a time I found the isolation quite soothing. Recently, I have begun experiencing a strange occurrence. When I'm in my kitchen, a tiny little thing with not much but a sink, I sometimes lose myself. My surroundings change. I find myself standing on strange dark stone. I stare out at a colorless sky, as white as undisturbed snow, terrified of moving.
Perhaps this is a brain issue? I think not, as it feels terribly real. This has been occurring for some months now and I have become frightened of entering the kitchen. If it's not too much of an inconvenience, I would dearly appreciate a visit from one of your professionals to see what they make of it.
I await your response with little expectation, but with great hope.
Very Truly Yours,
Lorraine Fitzgerald