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VIDEO: Watanagashi-hen | TIP 3: An Introduction to Angel Mort
BGM: Silence
Now, at last, we come to the blazing-hot third day.
To Angel Mort, a super-famous restaurant and the envy of all enthusiasts, despite being located in the remote Shishibone City of ×× Prefecture.
Why, exactly, do the most famous stores avoid the centers of human habitation? It can only be because it is a trial given to us by the God of War Photography.
It's famous locally for having the best desserts in town, but that matters not to us!
If you want expensive desserts, then you can just go to a [censored] place or something!
We aim not for sweet treats... but for sweet uniforms!!
The fragrant aroma of sweat wafts from these obligatory waitress uniforms, creating no less than a public torture device!
How can their bashful flirtation be on par with all the other restaurants with cute uniforms all across the country!?
War Photography Hunter... Awaaaay!!
BGM: Digital Network
Ryuu: "Yesterday, I failed to get seating.
Today, I will aim for the ultimate, golden seat—the corner box in the smoking area!
Otaku are overwhelmingly non-smokers. So I'll procure a spot in the smoking area and set up camp there."
As expected of Ryuu, the Hunter.
He's saying his victory was decided the moment he chose his seat.
In actuality, Ryuu used the same tactic during the grand opening of Akihabara's ×××××× and succeeded in getting the best seats in the house.
Back then, he also went early in the afternoon, just after the lunch rush, and not only did he find his target seat empty, he also obtained it with ease.
By utilizing tricks such as ordering a little at a time, he effectively increased the number of opportunities for engagement, carefully scoping out his chance for a picture...
After suffering successive, firm defeats until 3 PM, he finds no chances coming his way.
And after 4 PM, a man began to take his orders—it looks as though he has been seen through...
It is the rule of a Hunter to withdraw with grace once marked......
Ryuu: "My aim was perfect... but the fork technique I used at 2:30 seemed to have backfired.
...Maybe they were wary, since I sat in a booth and left my bag on the floor...
My camera was already hidden in my travel bag, and might fossilize in there...
If there were 2-digit EGs involved for sticking here half the day, I'd have a high encounter rate. ...I am mortified."
Even so, he still got a few pieces of gold.
...As to be expected from the Hunter.
He attained this nice angle, despite lamenting his failure. He is an artisan.
More surprising, though, is that this Uniform Conquest Across Japan has yielded not a single arrested person!
What an amazing start for the hunter who brags about having been to approximately half of the total prefectural police stations in the country!
The day before, our Hunter took on the Shrine Maiden Cuisine ×× in Nagoya.
His Hunter spirit showed through too zealously, and as soon as he entered the store, he was seen through, placed in a booth, and waited on by the head priest.
Despite waiting half a day, the much-anticipated shrine maidens appeared only at the time of his first order...!
A seriously huge blunder for a Hunter!!
BGM: Sutakorasassa (Helter Skelter)
SFX: Explosion
We'll present one passionate reader with three all-you-can-eat low-angle pictures of the Angel Mort uniforms, chosen by the Hunter himself!!
With such blazing hot pictures, you, too, can become a war photographer today!!