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S01E19: Night of the Perv- Uh I mean Party!
We're cutscene'd into the castle.
The palace guard quickly take note of the Guardian's return.
We're ushered into the presence of the royal family, quickly.
Everyone says some nice things about Random and he is commanded to step forward.
Sarah is... fawning.
The King says some more nice words and then:
Do it. Shoot the canon. All canons.
Meanwhile the party ALSO expressed fatigue when Random asks how they feel, so uh... What do you even mean slip away, Random??? You're the big heroes!
We're taken back to the inn.
We're the only ones in the inn tonight, but for the staff.
Maid drools over Random.
The cat's drinking AGAIN
Random starts wondering what will happen to the party when the excitement's over.
Random agrees.
This is all Sarah says and Random fobs her off.
Wendala would have preferred some male company. Random threatens to tell Charly and she basically, says, fuck him, he's a better shag when he's jealous anyway.
Talking to the other maid provokes a... spectacularly stupid dialogue.
Sarah demands to know how Wendala read her mind.
what
Anyway, if you talk the same maid again, she says the same thing, but the two women do not.
Not Luci!
Again with the 'elf girls aren't women' thing again.
And thankfully, despite what you may be thinking, I don't think it's ever so much as hinted at that Random and Wendala get together or anything like that.
We head to the rooms now, where it is darker.
Random says he did and that's the end of this conversation.
These two don't have much to say either.
When we try to go to bed, though... We are stopped. So we march back out to the common room.
Leanda's out with everyone else now and just says this.
Random drags Sarah to bed in her room, since she has a double bed now for some reason. Her room did not before.
They also explicitly are not -just- sleeping. Sarah says she loves Random and...
I don't know what this is about. I don't think any of this on Randoms head except that she came with him on the trip here to support him.
In the morning, Random is for some insane reason SHOCKED that Sarah is naked. They also talk about the elven tradition of being nude and Random says 'Don't be too traditional with other people.'
What are you talking about Random
There's a guy in Wendala's room, one of the hotels back room staff.
According to everyone hanging out in the common room, some Guardian came by with a message.
(Ignoring the incorrect faceset,) Herasia is looking forward to more drinking.
Apparently the Guardian's have arranged an award with the SankT Leona Sage.
We get taken to the Sage's Tower.
The Sage and the Guardian talk up the party's accomplishments and all and talk a little bit about these very expensive training courses that usually only extremely wealthy and experienced adventurers can afford.
I do want to say saying A MONSTER IS USUALLY ONLY DEFEATED by 25-30 YEAR OLDS is extremely weird and funny to me.
Sarah... starts communicating in ellipsis' for much of the rest of this scene.
Random and Sarah are obviously a bit put-off by this.
Coryool hates doing anythign involving even a little bit of effort. Except killing. Likes doing that.
The royals are also planning a party!
And that's that. The party is told to think about whether or not to accept the offer of the courses and the Sage further pressures them by saying he does not doubt they will pick the correct option.
We're taken back to the inn.
Apparently, Sarah went out clothes shopping.
The whole wardrobe, huh.
lol
We leave the inn and are automatically transported to some hall deep in the castle.
You can only enter this room before we meet Sarah.
Random stumbles upon a naked woman, who gets indignant until he says she's cool. Then she gives him her address....................................................................................
Uh huh. Sure.
We also steal from the royals. Not like they'll miss any of it.
I backtrack to the room Random was meant to enter.
They just blather a bit about how good the other looks, nothing interesting besides what is pictured. Lightening her hair huh. HM
Our fast walk speed is still messing up cutscenes.
We're ushered into the hall and...
Random immediately seems uncomfortable so Sarah questions him.
"female Elf!"
I find it funny she called Random beautiful and herself sexy. Now I'm imagining bishounen Random. Oh, come to think of it, because of the Missionary Landcoat, I've always pictured Random wearing a huge lovely padded trenchcoat with the Holy Cross emblazoned on it.
Hm!
Moving on...
Luci recieves the compliment in a rather embarassed manner, and then Sarah slams Coryool.
The Guardian tells the party the nights program, which is essentially, eat, have fun, then a concert and a comemoration, then fun all night.
The other three suddenly ditch Random and we can wander around talking to people.
Some party-goers express an interest in Sarah. Random gets mad at them each time, of course.
And despite Coryool getting a lot of attention for his drinking...
No one cares that the cat is drinking AGAIN!
Leanda's feet hurt and she thinks the music is too loud.
Random just tells her to pretend everyone is orcs.
Saddest line in the game.
Apparently she has been repeatedly asked but has turned down every offer, due to not being used to this sort of thing.
Now it's Random turn to be hit on by Not-Ariel here.
Formerly naked girl is also here.
Guanidia's making a mess of the buffet.
Coryool's drinking hard, and when Random suggests he finds a lady, he comes out with:
Coryool is your Chaos Uncle.
Random also gets into an arguement with a guy over Wendie.
There's some extremely horny writing about Wendies lowcut and very thin dress here.
Then Wendie complains about all the guys bugging her and Random comes out with this absolute classic stupid young idot man line:
Don't follow that line of thought even a little further, Random or you'll come to very gross and dark stuff.
Hmmmm. Thinking back to Random calling that one woman cool for being naked.
She's here because a friend of hers perished in Evil Tower.
lmfao. I actually laughed at this for a while. This is like.... This should be a teachable moment, but it's just not. It's in such contrast to what we've seen before, or could potentially see after it. Whiplash.
R.I.P. There weren't that many, anyway.
Random has to tell Sarah to fix an impending wardrobe malfunction. And that's all that's here, really.
We cut to everyone being seated when I select this option.
Sarah tells him to shut up.
She says it's 'a classic town song.'
It plays for a while. You just have to sit and listen for like a minute or two, no dialogue is happening or anything. The song tiself, I think might actually be a custom piece by Indy? It sounds like his music in LP3, at least. And yes, Indy did his own music for LP3. 90% of the music in it is his own work.
After the song is over we get a LATER THAT NIGHT type message and then it cuts to... some huge dance floor somewhere.
Random asks Sarah if she feels alright.
She is VERY terse for this whole conversation.
But the gist of it is, she's sad about their courses being so far apart. Random say's it'd be best for them to go, and she agrees.
And then we cut to the next morning.
He's way too proud of having a girlfriend and has to let us know at every opportunity.
I guess that's kind of teenager-ish.
And yeah, seems like they've settled on going to these courses for sure.
Everyone says hello and so on.
And that's that. We're free to start the postgame now. I'd also like to point out that Wendie, Leanda, and the pets don't get jack shit as a reward.
Oh yeah, and the reward was from the Guardians, not the royal family, like I claimed. The royal family can suck on the fattest part of my asshole.
the end