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Corndog x Felicia C:
Music: What Can You Do
FELICIA: *sniffle*
FELICIA: Why does this sort of thing always happen to me? I've ruined ANOTHER meal! I thought I was following the recipe perfectly this time...
CORNDOG: Hey, Felicia. What's the matter?
CORNDOG: Oh, no. Did you start another fire? That's the third time this month...
FELICIA: Oh, why couldn't I have been more like Flora? At this rate, I'll never be even a middling maid. I just wish I was more useful...
CORNDOG: Oh, thank goodness. That's OK, Felicia. It's just a little spoiled food. No big deal. Buck up! You're plenty helpful to everyone. I promise.
FELICIA: Sorry, but I don't believe that at all.
CORNDOG: Well, what about that last battle, when you got the enemy's attention by screaming? And then, you not only got them to come after you, but you took them out too! I've never seen such a bold strategy! And such bravery!
FELICIA: ...
CORNDOG: Felicia?! What's wrong? Why are you curling up on the floor again?!
FELICIA: You really don't understand, do you? That wasn't a strategy, Lady Corndog! I was just trying to run away from them, and then I got cornered.
FELICIA: I had to fight my way out or die! I wasn't being brave. I was terrified.
CORNDOG: Oh, really? Could have fooled me...
FELICIA: Anyway, that's completely beside the point. I don't want to be a good warrior! We have plenty of soldiers already.
FELICIA: I want to be a good maid. I want to be able to clean clothes and make food and wash dishes.
FELICIA: Have you seen camp lately? We need that more than we need extra muscle.
CORNDOG: Yeah, I guess. I suppose you don't have to join us on the battlefield.
FELICIA: But...then I really would be completely worthless to everyone.
CORNDOG: No! Don't say that. You could...er... You could help with... Oh! Look! A Faceless! I have to go.
FELICIA: ...
FELICIA: I'm going back to my corner...