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: You could say that, although count me out if your definition of fun is enlisting in the army on a whim.
: Who let this guy on stage? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
: What do you expect, you pull my arm and I tell a funny joke? I'm trying to relax here.
: Come here then, I'm gonna pull your arm.
: Guess that's one thing we have in common. Maybe let's keep it at one, huh?
: Alright, spill the beans mister. Why are you so hesitant to be friends with me?
"Well I saw what happened to Elias"
: Have you considered that you're just not as fun as you think you are?
: Oh, jeez, is that Lincoln telling us we need to get going? A shame, I was really enjoying this conversation.
: Hold it right there!
: Tell me!
: Good luck getting Lincoln to experience emotion, I think it's out of my range.
TheGreatEvilKing summary posted:
: Hey, so you're like, fun and stuff?
: Oh no, I've seen what you do and I want you to go away. You joined the army on a whim.
: You suck! Boo!
: Come on, you have to admit that was real dumb.
: Booo! I'm going to keep harassing you until you like me.
: I, uh, gotta go immolate myself as a protest against the draft.
: You're mean! Why don't you like me?
: Well, everyone says we should be friends, but you're an irresponsible moron and I don't want people to think I am too. Don't you feel the same?
: You should spend less time worrying about that and more time helping me troll people.
: Think you could prank Lincoln?
: ha ha... YES!
Not much to say here, this is pure idiot teenager.