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I mean, Garrick is annoying so I side with Sloane here.
Because this is just the generic background for all we know he walked in on Sloane talking a dump.
: Actually, I've never been. Just a bumbling country lad, aren't I?
So, funny story, I grew up on the Milwaukee River and was told repeatedly growing up the current was lethal and not to fuck around with it.
: Would you prefer I ask you to join me? I'm a good teacher, I promise.
Bravo! Sexually harassing the lady who was held in a bandit cage for 2 weeks!
I am pretty sure that this is intended to show Garrick as funny and getting one up on Sloane, but this is the kind of shit that I'm 99% sure would get me reported to HR if I was boorish enough to do it at work.
TheGreatEvilKing summary posted:
: Hey Garrick, fuck off! I need some privacy here for unstated activities!
: Well EXCUSE me for existing!
: I'm... maybe taking a leak or something? This script really isn't clear.
: It's OK, I've always been a tactless jerkass!
: Have you never spent any time in the capital? Were you raised by wolves?
: Nope. It must really annoy you to tolerate poors!
: Yes! I like having hot baths and servants! This fucking sucks! I was in a shitty bandit cage being ogled by creeps and now I'm drafted into this army fighting a war I don't give a damn about!
: Well, you can go bathe in the river, with the current that helps you wash! Duh!
: Does this fucker want me to drown? Wow, asking a lady to bathe. Very rude.
: That's true, I could ask you for sexual intercourse instead.
: You fuck off right now or I'm calling Lincoln!
: Trolololol!