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: Should I leave?



Come on Sloane. One mystic volley to the nuts. Irving must not be allowed to breed.

: ...





: Not if the answer isn't something important, no.

: Well, uh... Me asking you about your past is pretty important, right?



WOOP THAT TRICK SLOANE!!!!!



: I just mean... The last I heard you were living well in Canopy with your family at your back.

: Oh, you pay attention to kingdom politics, how original.



I love just how fucking moronic Irving is here. It's pretty clearly implied that Sloane had to interrupt what she was doing to not kill his ass because he was throwing her off working some pretty dangerous magic and her question of "is this important enough to risk your life" is Irving trying to butt in as Cool McLeaderman and getting bitch-slapped for it.

: Stop trying, then. Problem solved.

She's not even being unreasonable.







TheGreatEvilKing summary posted:

: And with this incantation, I can break that pesky damage cap a-

: Ohmygod, is that safe? Let me slide into your training area -

: It would be if a certain self-styled military genius hadn't wandered into it. Stay still. Very still. Cool. Now that I've shown that I had this magic under control, do you have a good reason for interrupting me?

: I can't win this one, can I?

: Not if you've wasted my time for trivial bullshit, no.

: Uh... tell me about your past?

: Do you want to get your nuts fried off? This is how you get your nuts fried off!

TheGreatEvilKing: Yiss roast his ass!

: Ah! Shit! It's an unreasonable Woman Moment! You know, you were living with your rich parents a-

: You're really doing this. You interrupted my highly skill-intensive magical training that presumably required intense concentration with this trivial bullshit.

: I'm just trying to ask you a question! Why is this so hard?

: Please go away.

: I'm sorry, jeez! I thought I could just ask a question as the Great Benefactor of our army.

: FUUUUUCK right off!