Toggle Background Color
Ah crap, it's another Brooke support.
: I haven't, and I don't plan on considering it.
"That Garrick motherfucker has sexually harassed me for the last time"
: Tell me then. What is your grand scheme to regain the power of your name?
: Ah yes, let me divulge sensitive information to an assassin I barely know. Seems like a grand idea.
Clunk!
Please don't do this.
Cia and Brooke C posted:
: I worked as an assassin for the entirety of my youth, and then some. If you agree to let me train you, you are understanding that I know how to kill, and will not seek to teach otherwise.
: I of all people? What are you insinuating?
What the actual shit? Brooke, by her own admission, has killed hundreds of people. I don't understand why we're not allowed to judge her based on that.
See it's OK because Sloane is only "bitchy" because she's just traumatized and misunderstood. Sure, the thread beat me to pointing out that all three of her last victims - Irving, Garrick, and Sophia - kind of had it coming because they ruined her training, sexually harassed her, and got her stuck in a bandit cage for 2 weeks respectively, Sloane is a mean spoiled rich lady who is just mean and rude and doesn't answer Irving the Great Visionary's questions.
: Sloane, I've seen a thousand evil schemes. Been instrumental in many, actually. That isn't you.
God this is dumb. We've already established Brooke is a manipulative liar.
: It's what there is to see, if you're looking.
: Graceful way to position yourself as correct.
: I'm not positioning anything, and I'll leave you to think on that. If I were wrong about this, you wouldn't think that I'm making a power play.
What the fuck are you two talking about?
TheGreatEvilKing summary posted:
: Hey, uh, ever considering setting up business near me?
: That sounds like a terrible idea that reflects poorly on the person proposing it.
: Aww, come on! I want to hire you for... reasons!
: You're broke. Disinherited in favor of an illegitimate child your mother approves of, apparently.
: I won't be broke forever!
: Just how are you going to achieve that?
: You think I'll just tell you, a totally trustworthy assassin?
: You should recognize me as a kindred spirit. People judge us by what we are and not who we are. I'm a professional assassin, meaning I have voluntarily murdered hundreds of people, while you're just a rich noblewoman who didn't choose her parents. These are completely the same and this comparison doesn't make me look like a drooling, lobotomized moron!
: While the reader is struggling to digest that, I'll use the phrase "my evil schemes" unironically. You're right!
: You're not an evil schemer, you're just misunderstood. Take it from me, who was a professional killer for hire.
: Nuh uh! I'm totally hardcore!
: Sloane, you are a god damn cliche.
: Really?
: Now we will spout dialog about bitchy status posturing!