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All roads lead to Butter. Butter has no beginning or ending.
: Thanks, Alden! Yep, Butter and I are absolutely inseparable.
It's better than a lot of these to be fair.
: You two make a good pair. He's a funny little guy too.
: He sure is. Wanna pet him?
: Would that be alright?
: Sure! Go right ahead! He loves to be pet.
: ...
: I'm surprised you don't have a pet of your own, Alden.
: Yeah, that would be hard. Maybe you'll have one someday.
: I hope so. Then you could show me how to fight with him in battle!
TheGreatEvilKing summary posted:
: BUTTER!!!!!!!
: Aww, he likes you. Why don't you have a pet, Alden?
: I wanted a dog, but I would have had to leave it behind.
: That's ruff. Maybe someday.
: Yes! Then you could teach me how to make it kill at my command! We could take a highly social and friendly animal, teach it to rip and tear at the flesh of my enemies, and send it armed with claw and fang against heavily armored grown men with spears and swords!
: Wow! That would RULE!