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I just realized the pun of Benji's dad's name. You win this one, Dark Deity writers.



: Uh, the name... Anyway, my father knew yours when they were younger, I'm not sure if yours ever told you about it.



: Not quite, no.

: Well, most of the stories my dad tells are from his army days, so I don't know if I've heard it.

: Wasn't your father only in the army for a year?

: Yup! He always used to say he made more memories that year than the rest of his life combined.

: I see. So he never told you of Henry Val'Myren?







I get this is supposed to be funny because Benji is stupid, but Sloane has - as far as I'm aware - never told Benji her last name. It only works if you assume they've been chatting offscreen. It's also entirely possible that Sloane took a stab in the dark here and guessed that Benji was related to the only Benji she knew.



It's alright my guy.

: It's alright, Benji. We all have our strengths, yours just happen to be mostly physical.



: Down, tiger.

TheGreatEvilKing summary posted:

: Hey, are you the son of Benji Bestenklaas?

: Yep! How'd you know?

: The name. Duh. It's not like someone else could be named Benji from Redhill. Anyway, my father knew yours, did he ever tell you?

: Did they serve in the army together?

: No.

: I don't think so... all he ever talks about are his army days.

: He was in the army for one year!

: Yup! He said it was the most important year of his life!

: Oh, so he never told you about Henry Val'Myren?

: Oh yeah, his main man Henry! Wait, how do you know Henry?

: I'm his daughter, as you could CLEARLY have guessed, despite me never mentioning my surname after an event you weren't there for.

: Oh. Yea, that makes sense. Same last name... would that rule out her being his niece? You know what, let's just play along with the pretty rich lady.

: I'm not always this stupid.

: It's cool, at least you have physical strength.

: Tell me again about my hot bod.

: Shit.