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KAZE x RINKAH C
Music: Are You Listening
(More new music. It's a silly theme.)
KAZE: Rinkah, do you have a moment?
RINKAH: Sure. What do you need?
KAZE: Well, you see, earlier today I helped a nice young woman carry her things home. In return, she gave me this sack of sweets.
RINKAH: That entire bag is filled with just sweets?! It must weigh 50 pounds!
KAZE: Yes...which is why I was hoping you could help. I can't eat all these by myself.
RINKAH: Oh, I see. I'll pass.
KAZE: Really? But I thought you'd appreciate it the most.
RINKAH: What do you mean by that?
KAZE: Your stomach's been growling all day. Did you think I hadn't noticed?
RINKAH: So what? That doesn't mean I'm hungry!
RINKAH: *rumble*
KAZE: ...
RINKAH: Th-that wasn't what you think! It must have been...a mouse. That ran by.
KAZE: Hm...
KAZE: Perhaps I will just leave some of these sweets here for that poor little mouse.
RINKAH: Fine. Do what you want.
KAZE: I will. I hope the mouse enjoys its treat very much. I hear it has quite the sweet tooth.
RINKAH: The mouse would have you know it doesn't have any stinking sweet teeth.
RINKAH: And the mouse wants to make it clear that this is a onetime occurrence. Does the ninja understand?
KAZE: Of course. Well, I should be off now. I'll talk to you later, Rinkah.
RINKAH: ...
RINKAH: *munch munch*
you two had to make this as weird as possible