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CORNDOG x KAZE C
Music: Shine in the Light
(It seems that the game frequently skips this song's opening flourish.)
KAZE: *sigh*
CORNDOG: Is something wrong, Kaze? And, um... what's with all those radishes?
KAZE: Ah, Lady Corndog. Greetings. A young lady gave me these radishes as thanks for helping her find her way.
CORNDOG: Looks like we're having a radish feast tonight! That's pretty great, right?
KAZE: I must disagree. It is not "great."
CORNDOG: No? What's the matter? Do you have something against radishes?
it's mist
he's been pulled into the turnip mafia, the poor fool
KAZE: It feels wrong being rewarded for such a simple kindness as giving directions.
KAZE: This is not the first time something like this has happened, either...
CORNDOG: It's...not?
KAZE: I can't figure out why, but... I find I'm often approached by women who wish to speak with me or give me things.
CORNDOG: Oh, is that so?
KAZE: It gets worse. If I speak even a few words, they'll often start shrieking or hugging me. Sometimes they'll give me letters or garments of clothing or, like today, food.
KAZE: None of our allies act that way, of course. Just strangers. It's...frustrating.
CORNDOG: Heheheh, it sounds to me like you're just popular with the ladies!
KAZE: Popular? With...the ladies?
CORNDOG: Exactly. Those women are just...well, they're curious about you.
CORNDOG: It's because you're kind yet mysterious. Being a ninja doesn't hurt either. In fact, when I was in town the other day, I overheard one of the local women.
CORNDOG: She said, "That sorrowful look on Kaze's gorgeous face is waaay too dreamy!"
KAZE: Argh, I wish you hadn't told me that. I appreciate the praise, but... I would prefer to focus on my duties and keep such silly distractions to a minimum.
CORNDOG: Hahaha, you're so serious all the time. Most men dream of this kind of attention!
KAZE: I'm simply behaving as any self-respecting ninja should. That's all there is to it. In any case, they are mistaken. I'm not a good man.
CORNDOG: Why would you say that?
KAZE: ...It's nothing. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have an urgent matter to attend to.
*Silently vanishes from the conversation*
CORNDOG: Gone, just like that! Ninja are so cool...
CORNDOG: But I wonder what he meant by that... Why does he think he's not a good man?
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