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Music: Prelude to Dispute





FACELESS: Grrrrrr...


CAMILLA: Stay back, you brute! Don't come any closer!


FACELESS: GRAH!


CAMILLA: EEK!


*A swing and miss!*




CAMILLA: It's no use... I have to run!


CAMILLA: Somebody, help! Anyone! There's a Faceless after me!


CAMILLA: *huff, huff* Come on! Anybody?! I need- Wah!


*She trips and falls...!*




CAMILLA: Owww...


CAMILLA: What's the root doing here?! Ah... My shoe's stuck!


FACELESS: Hrrgh...


CAMILLA: N-no... Stop! Just leave me alone!


CAMILLA: Oh, isn't there ANYONE nearby?! Help! Someone save me!




CAMILLA: Oh won't SOMEbody, ANYbody, please HELP me!


FACELESS: Grrr!


CAMILLA: AHHHHH!


FACELESS: GRAHHHHH!




CHARLOTTE: HYAHHHHH!


*She gives it a savage strike!*



FACELESS: Gyaaargh! Hhgh...


*It collapses and dies.*




CHARLOTTE: ...And there goes THAT one.


CHARLOTTE: Man, these Faceless go out of control way too often.


CHARLOTTE: Why do we even pay the people who control these things? That money ought to go to someone who's actually doing their damn JOB.


CHARLOTTE: For example, we could always bump up MY pay...



Music: Are You Listening?



CAMILLA: Heehee...


CAMILLA: It seems the rumors about you were true.


CHARLOTTE: Huh? What're you talking abou-




CHARLOTTE: !!


CAMILLA: Don't mind me, I was just confirming a hunch for myself.


CHARLOTTE: O-oh, Lady Camilla, what ARE you talking about?


CHARLOTTE: You must be mistaken! Little old dainty me could NEVER-




CAMILLA: Oh, sweetie, you can drop the act. It's not going to help you.


CAMILLA: You have an awful lot of the men fooled with your fragile persona. But I've seen through you, and now I know your true colors.


CAMILLA: On the inside, you're really a brash, foul-mouthed barbarian!




CAMILLA: One strong enough to kill a Faceless bare-handed, even! How lovely!


CHARLOTTE: I... Wh-wha... But how? Why?!


CAMILLA: You're a little incoherent. Why what, exactly?


CHARLOTTE: I thought you were being attacked. I heard you screaming for help!


CHARLOTTE: What gives?! What's going on here?!


CAMILLA: I heard you become an entirely different person in battle.




CAMILLA: So I thought I'd make up my own battle and watch what you did.


CAMILLA: Tricking the Faceless into pursuing me was the easy part.


CHARLOTTE: You can't- You seriously put yourself in danger just to TEST me?!


CAMILLA: Of course not, silly! I never was in danger, because you were there to save me!




CHARLOTTE: YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME.


CAMILLA: Well, getting rescued by a strong woman like you is always a treat, too.


CHARLOTTE: Look... If you tell anybody about this, I'll make you pay!


CAMILLA: Oh, my, is that a threat? Against a princess of Nohr? I'll have you know we don't tolerate that sort of behavior.


CHARLOTTE: ...Er...




CAMILLA: Just kidding! I'm actually a big fan of threats.


CAMILLA: But fortunately, I have no intention of divulging your secrets. So your current lifestyle will be safe!


CHARLOTTE: Wow! You know, for some reason, I don't feel reassured!


CAMILLA: Well, even so, your secret rests with me now.


CAMILLA: So I suppose you'll just have to trust me! Ta-ta!


*And so she leaves.*




CHARLOTTE: ...What is her PROBLEM?!