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Flora x Jakob C
Music: Are You Listening?
JAKOB: Flora! What are you playing at?
FLORA: Oh, Jakob! You're looking...frazzled. Is something the matter?
JAKOB: Don't try acting innocent. You know full well what the matter is.
FLORA: Er, could you elaborate for me, just in case?
JAKOB: This morning, after serving Lady Corndog her morning tea... I went to set out her clothes for the day.
JAKOB: Only to find that her clothes had already been laundered, ironed...
JAKOB: ...And put away in perfect order. Not only that, but I found the hallway leading to her room mysteriously mopped and scrubbed dry.
JAKOB: With a soft towel, no less, so as not to scratch the finishing!
JAKOB: And then, upon returning to replace the bed linens... I found only fresh sheets waiting for me!
FLORA: And this is...a bad thing?
JAKOB: These are MY chores! All done to perfection without me.
JAKOB: Don't deny it-I know that this is your doing. You've been sneaking around, studying my techniques... Beating me to the punch at every turn today.
FLORA: You COULD thank me, you know...
JAKOB: Thank you?! You wish to usurp me!
FLORA: Usurp you?
JAKOB: As Lady Corndog's most exceptional housekeeper!
FLORA: Jakob, you're being ridiculous.
FLORA: Yes, I did your chores, but I have no desire to beat you at anything. I wanted to give you a break.
JAKOB: Ah, so I was mistaken. You'd simply have me look lazy, lounging around taking unnecessary breaks.
JAKOB: Well, I'll have you know, Flora, I do not take a challenge like this so lightly. Consider this an act of war!
FLORA: Jakob! Where do you think you're going?
FLORA: *sigh* That seems to have backfired... In a very "Jakob" way.
