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BRIGITTA: (Curse my luck...)


BRIGITTA: (Of course that pink sloth starts to drag us out here to a hellish wasteland just as SOON as I'm starting my plan...)


BRIGITTA: (...Hold on, this might just work too. There she is...)


BRIGITTA: Oh, dear leader, greetings...


CORNDOG: Hm? Oh, there you are. I-


CORNDOG: ...Are you okay? It's okay to be scared but, this is an important battle. We'll make sure you're safe.


BRIGITTA: No, it's not that... It's just that I had a... little excursion planned with a certain shrine maiden.


BRIGITTA: I poured my heart into preparing and now it's all canceled because we have to fight...


CORNDOG: It's not Sakura, so... you mean Mokushujin Girl?


BRIGITTA: That's her~


CORNDOG: Gods, I'm sorry, I didn't know you two had a date!


CORNDOG: That's far more important than this battle, so go ahead. I'll find someone to fill your positions, Maid Two. You have my blessing.


BRIGITTA: Oh, how very kind of you, great leader~! I'll never forget this kindness!


CORNDOG: Go on then, don't be late! I hope the date goes well!


*Brigitta leaves...*



BRIGITTA: ("Maid Two"? She calls me "Maid Two"?! Honestly...)


BRIGITTA: (...Whatever, that was easier than expected. I suppose I should be thankful she's so oblivious.)


BRIGITTA: (But evidently she can't do basic math...)


BRIGITTA: (Oh well. This is an excellent change in plans...)

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AKANE: S-Sorry! I didn't mean to be late but somebody tampered with my uniform...


AKANE: Reporting for duty... aha... ha...


AKANE: (Please don't stick me on the front lines...)


CORNDOG: Oh, I see. One of the maids must have been cleaning it.


AKANE: (I have a good idea of which maid in particular...)


CORNDOG: Nevermind that. Didn't she tell you? I've already filled your positions so go ahead and go back to your tend. We've got this under control.


AKANE: G-Go back to my... Huh?


CORNDOG: Yeah! Don't let me get in the way of a nice evening between you two. Go on.


AKANE: Us two? Wait...


AKANE: No, please! Let me fight! I don't want to go back!


CORNDOG: Don't get cold feet now! It's fine, it'll be great, I'm sure!


CORNDOG: Here, I'll even send Kaze to walk you back, he's not doing anything. Good luck, Mokushujin Girl!


KAZE: I-I... As you wish, Lady Corndog.


AKANE: Nooooooo!


CORNDOG: Ah, young love.