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Laslow x Odin C
Music: Light on a Window
ODIN: Now I, Odin Dark, shall unlock the eighth scroll, calling forth the fivefold fires!
ODIN: Eternal embers of the soulrealms, rise up from your slumber and consume my foes!
ODIN: KABOOM! KAPOW! "Aiiieeee! Not that, Odin! Anything but thaaa-FWOOM!"
ODIN: Heh. Pathetic. Did nobody ever teach you to be afraid of...the Dark?
LASLOW: Odin? Are you still not through yet? You've been at it for hours!
ODIN: Ha! Do not feign surprise. I know you were spying on me.
ODIN: As my archrival, you hunger for my secrets and watch in hopes of learning them. You...Laslow of the Azure Skies!
LASLOW: I think I prefer "Indigo." Can we make it "Indigo Skies"?
LASLOW: In any case, why are you still engaged in such foolishness? It's as childish as ever, and you're not getting any younger, my friend.
ODIN: Fie and vexations upon you! I am no child! I am a conjurer of...conjurings!
ODIN: Er, wait. No. That isn't right. Let me try again. *ahem*
ODIN: You'd best watch your tone. I prey upon fools' blood, and you've an overabundance.
ODIN: (NAILED IT!)
LASLOW: Ugh, it's no use. You're even worse than before.
LASLOW: I suppose I'll just have to tell Lord Leo you skipped training today. Again.
LASLOW: Such a shame. You look terrible in irons.
ODIN: H-hey! Wait up! Come on, Laslow! Think this through!
LASLOW: What is there to think through? You are failing in your duties as retainer.
LASLOW: I'm afraid I've no choice but to report you.
ODIN: I see. How dutiful and virtuous you are. Yes, a man of your integrity would never object to my telling Lord Xander anything.
ODIN: Particularly not about his irreproachable retainer skipping training to flirt with girls?
ODIN: I'd say it's been one...two...three-oh no! It's been every day this week, in fact!
ODIN: Scandalous!
LASLOW: Wha-You wouldn't dare!
ODIN: Then swear upon your sword you won't report me to Lord Leo!
LASLOW: ...Fine. Maybe we should both just get some training done today.
LASLOW: Say, how about we have a quick round? It's been a while.
ODIN: Very well, but you will regret those words. Prepare yourself for the void!
ODIN: ...Heh. It really has been a while. Feels just like old times, doesn't it?
ODIN: It's as though we've gone back in time.
LASLOW: Yeah, it really does feel that way...
LASLOW: Hm, I wonder where everyone is? All our old friends, I mean...
ODIN: Probably having a bunch of feasts and fun and forgetting all about us.
LASLOW: ...
ODIN: I'm joking! It's a joke! You've gotta learn to relax more, buddy.
ODIN: Now, come on! Today is a special day. For today you learn what "wrath" means!
ODIN: I unveil to you the forbidden tome: Genealogy of the Infinite Pain! It'll hurt so bad, your grandchildren will be wincing years after your death!
LASLOW: I see. Then I suppose it is time to stop kidding around. I will unveil a secret dueling form, derived from the ancient scrolls of the masters.
LASLOW: I give you the Sacred Dance of the Mystic Blade!
ODIN: No... Can it be?!
LASLOW: Yes! Bow before the Sacred Dance of the Mystic Blade!
ODIN: So...I see you've come to understand the importance of secret techniques.
LASLOW: Verily! I learned it from the teachings of the sage Hyoo-Moring Yor Frends.
ODIN: Very good! I expect no less from Laslow of the Azure Skies! Now, taste my vengeance!
LASLOW: Let us begin, Odin Dark!
