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Leo x Anna C





LEO: Hm.. This place happens to have rather basic stock with some outrageous prices...


LEO: I cannot believe anyone with their head still attached would sell such a common blade for...


LEO: Three thousand five hundred gold?! Outrageous.




ANNA: Hello, customer! Is there anything I can get for you today?


LEO: Ah, now it makes sense. Anna, what are you doing?


LEO: I mean, to sell for this much would suggest you are losing touch with reality... Are you feeling unwell?


LEO: Even the most idiotic person could find out easily that this is a terrible deal.


LEO: One can almost find a SILVER sword for the price this IRON one is on sale for.




ANNA: I don't see the need to be rude. I mean, we're fighting a war here.


ANNA: Prices shouldn’t matter in these times. You're royalty right, Leo?


ANNA: I'm sure that you can afford a little something marked up just a teensy bit. It never hurts to stimulate the local economy a little, you know?


ANNA: Besides, my pockets are going empty supplying for this army. Money is getting tight for me...




LEO: Anna, I can practically hear your pockets when you walk. You are far from "tight" when it comes to money.


LEO: Pricing something up a "teensy bit" would be understandable, given a “money shortage.


LEO: ...Or so to speak.


LEO: However, you are vastly overpricing this by nearly 4 times it's worth. The final price would be ridiculous even if you haggled it down.


LEO: I'm sure even a novice merchant is aware of how much more silver is worth than common iron.




ANNA: Well, I.. You see, uh...


LEO: Well? No excuses? Then I'll be on my way.


ANNA: Wait! I.. There's.... free tomatoes with every purchase!




LEO: Tomatoes?! I didn't see that listed anywhere!


LEO: Ahem... Er, please elaborate further.




ANNA: (THAT hooked him? That was the most random, off the cuff...)


ANNA: Uhh, as many as you want! Yeah, with each purchase you can get... a basket full. Weighed generously!


LEO: Hm... Quite tempting. Shall we negotiate prices?




ANNA: Of course! Anything for you, Prince Leo!


ANNA: (I don't have that many stocked... I'm going to have to move fast...)