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Peri x Flora B- [ESSM]
Music: Homesick (Dark)
PERI: Wash out! WASH! OUT! ARRRGHH!
FLORA: Screaming at it won't make it any cleaner.
PERI: What do you want?!
FLORA: To see why none of the household staff would come within ten paces of the laundry.
FLORA: Honestly, getting so frightened of a noble brat throwing a tantrum...
PERI: You-You're the WORST!
FLORA: Oh, give me that.
FLORA: Look. You need to rub the soap on it as soon as you've submerged it.
FLORA: A stain this deep will need a bristlebrush. Your liege didn't have any servants for you to borrow?
PERI: It's like you said. All the servants are scared of me. It's so annoying! It means I have to do everything myself!
FLORA: How terrible for you.
PERI: I like cooking, but cleaning is boring! Especially laundry!
FLORA: Who usually does this for you? I mean, you go around dressed all in white... You must have someone caring for your clothing.
PERI: My old maid. But she was annoying! She always acted weird around me, and she glared at me, so I got rid of her!
FLORA: And now you have no-one to do your laundry. Perhaps this is your own fault. You're the one who fired her.
PERI: I didn't set her on fire, stupid! I stabbed her!
FLORA: It's a colloqu- What?!
PERI: She was being annoying, so I cut her, THWACK!
PERI: Then my bonnet got all bloody, and that's when you came by! Hey, where are you going?!
FLORA: Far from you, before I do something I'll regret.
PERI: You- You jerk! Hey, GET BACK HERE!